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Cool ranch or nacho cheese

  • Nacho cheese

  • Cool ranch because Im weird


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Thats not even that bad leave a box of night crawlers in a tackle box for a week in 90 degree temps. I still gag more smelling nacho cheese doritos
That’s a terrible smell, the night crawler one! Leave a protein shaker in your car for a week or two in 90 degree temps, that’s a smell that won’t leave your nose hairs for a week!

With all this salsa verde talk, I added them to the grocery order this week.

I have also done the ham and cheese with Doritos, but it was nacho cheese. So I’m excited to not only try the salsa verde but the ham and cheese sammich salsa verde version.
 
Thats not even that bad leave a box of night crawlers in a tackle box for a week in 90 degree temps. I still gag more smelling nacho cheese doritos
I use to fish a section of a river for catfish a lot. Chicken livers worked great for bait. One time got the bright idea to just leave the container of them out there because you could pack an extra can or two of beer if you didnt have them. Didnt make it back for about two or three weeks in the middle of summer. Dug the container out of the bushes, took the lid off...never again.
 
I use to fish a section of a river for catfish a lot. Chicken livers worked great for bait. One time got the bright idea to just leave the container of them out there because you could pack an extra can or two of beer if you didnt have them. Didnt make it back for about two or three weeks in the middle of summer. Dug the container out of the bushes, took the lid off...never again.

fish guts and heads that get forgotten and not buried are the worst smell. half a 5 gallon bucket of warm summer fish slop, crawling with flies that come out and land on your face. dealing with them growing up has given me an iron stomach.
 
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Ok, thise one made me shake with laughter.
 
Cool Ranch takes a back seat to no flavor, sir! 😤 I shall defend to the death my right to enjoy the blue bag.
 
I want it noted that
A) I have significantly more hair and significantly less fat than this dude.
B) That concoction look absolutely, positively disgusting.
C) While my "recipes" may be different, they are at least edible.
Can you provide evidence of A to @fngTony please.
 
Can you provide evidence of A to @fngTony please.
post 78 can be used as a reference for the weight portion. You can get a glimpse of my luscious locks, but there is about five more months of growth on them now.

I will work on a picture of the hair. Trust me, even if I keep my clothes on, I have that dude beat.


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Taken about 3 weeks before the evidence of weight picture.
 
Jumping’ jack cheese Doritos has entered the chat.
Ok, I was being civil and not pulling out the limited edition 90's flavor of all time. Yes, Jay Leno was the best spokesperson ever for Doritos. Yes, it's technically the best flavor of all snack foods ever conceived by man. BUT, the black bag is no more.

It's time to let go, man. 🤘😢😂
 
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