Does White Claw Suck?

[spc7669]

Just trying to gain some insight on a debate from another thread...

 

[Idaho_Potato]

This is the content I come to Rokslide for. The Biden/BHA thread needs to be nuked.

 

[Billy Goat]

Is this just a poll to validate your opinion?


You can't try some on your own and come to you're conclusion?

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[spc7669]

Is this just a poll to validate your opinion?


You can't try some on your own and come to you're conclusion?

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Just trying to interject a little humor into the debate over on the BHA thread.

 

[street]

Clear market for those. Seeing as everyone and their mother is now making a "seltzer". Im not a fan.

 

[Dust Rider]

It sucks the life out of my body when I drink them and leaves me with a hang over worse than MD 20/20.

 

[Justin Crossley]

I hear they go well with some 6.5 CM range time....

 

[Huntinaz]

I mean it’s all about context
Would I ever buy a pack of White Claw with the intention of drinking them all myself or even more than half of them by myself? No.

Do I consider it a substitute, cousin to or reasonable alternative to a real alcoholic beverage? Absolutely not.

Is it forgivable for me to slam one of my wife’s white claws because that’s all that’s left in the cooler because her cousin Jimmy is a beer fiend? I think it is

 

[spc7669]

I mean it’s all about context
Would I ever buy a pack of White Claw with the intention of drinking them all myself or even more than half of them by myself? No.

Do I consider it a substitute, cousin to or reasonable alternative to a real alcoholic beverage? Absolutely not.

Is it forgivable for me to slam one of my wife’s white claws because that’s all that’s left in the cooler because her cousin Jimmy is a beer fiend? I think it is

But that’s an emergency Donner Party level out-of-beer scenario. And the fact they belong to your wife protects your Man Card in the scenario. Well played sir.

 

[Trr15]

40% are voting “no” right now. I didn’t realize that many ladies were on this site. Glad to see gender diversity on Rokslide.

 

[Huntinaz]

I went to school with a dude named Sampson. Good dude, everyone liked him. After we graduated Sampson moved to NYC. I know this because he posts pictures all the time on social media. He’s one of those what do you call it’s... influencers. Anyway, he was always posting pictures of him walking around NYC looking fabulous in designer clothes and skinny jeans and doing yoga in the park and eating hip foodie meals and stuff. He joined some kind of dance team and started posting pictures of him dancing in sweaty skimpy shirts and what not. Then one day he posted a picture of him sitting on a blanket in the park after some kind of workout and enjoying a White Claw as a treat to himself and it was then I realized hey... I think Sampson might be gay

#truestory

 

[Trr15]

40% are voting “no” right now. I didn’t realize that many ladies were on this site. Glad to see gender diversity

I like vodka soda, these are pretty much the same in a can. The insecurity and overcompensation on this sight is classic.

so is the lack of a sense of humor and constant desire to stir shit up.

 

[Wvroach]

 

[Nomadx2]

40% are voting “no” right now. I didn’t realize that many ladies were on this site. Glad to see gender diversity on Rokslide.

I suppose you are one of those Michalob Ultra chicks?

 

[Nomadx2]

I like vodka soda, these are pretty much the same in a can. The insecurity and overcompensation on this sight is classic.

Nothing like finishing off the remnants of your 2nd vodka martini with a claw or 2!

 

[Trr15]

Sensitive? Touch a nerve, you a magnum shooting Mountain Dew guy?

Lol. Yeah. You’ve got me all worked up. I enjoy the negativity and dissent you infuse the threads with.

 

[Huntinaz]

My guess is Sampson does better with the ladies than most on here.

Haha yeah I bet he does

I like vodka soda, these are pretty much the same in a can. The insecurity and overcompensation on this sight is classic.

It’s all in good fun. At least on my end. I don’t really give a damn what people drink. They aren’t my thing but they aren’t bad. Refreshing on a hot day. There are worse products out there for sure. They probably make decent highball drinks when substituted for regular seltzer’s, etc

 

[def90]

I’ve never had one but would still vote yes.

 

[Billy Goat]

It sucks the life out of my body when I drink them and leaves me with a hang over worse than MD 20/20.

Well when I drink beer, the life squirts out of me. They are a bit more potent than a bush latte. Gotta watch it.


The only side effects I have noted is the urge to sit down to pee while drinking them.

 

[MattB]

Is this just a poll to validate your opinion?


You can't try some on your own and come to you're conclusion?

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Maybe he knows more than he is letting on and doesn't want to grow moobs by trying one.