Corey Jacobsen/Chuck Norris

[Ridge Ghost]

Before elk calves turn out the lights to go to sleep, they first check their closet and under their bed for Corey Jacobsen

 

[pokorn28]

Corey Jacobsen never asks, “What would Corey Jacobsen do?”


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[Ridge Ghost]

Corey Jacobsen never moves downwind. The wind moves for Corey Jacobsen.

 

[Btaylor]

10 out of every 9 yearling bulls subscribe to elktalkpodcast.

 

[TBossHSauce]

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[Gumbo]

before elk calves turn out the lights to go to sleep, they first check their closet and under their bed for corey jacobsen

yes!!!!

 

[TheCougar]

I would like to take this commercial break to thank Gumbo for:
1: putting Chuck Norris and Corey Jacobsen in the title of the post and setting this all off.
2: allowing us to hijack the thread with ridiculousness.

Your country thanks you.

 

[Lowke01]

When I was in Idaho this year I swear I heard a cow say to a bull, "don't worry, that's not Corey Jacobsen."

 

[TheCougar]

The term “winterkill” comes from when Corey Jacobsen fills his late season tags.

Heading into the mountains for a hunt... I hope this keeps going!

 

[Gumbo]

I would like to take this commercial break to thank Gumbo for:
1: putting Chuck Norris and Corey Jacobsen in the title of the post and setting this all off.
2: allowing us to hijack the thread with ridiculousness.

Your country thanks you.

And I would like to thank you and the other contributors for making the thread what it is. I was hoping this is what it would become, I was pretty sure the concept was solid and that others would see the humor, I just needed some comedic genius to buy into it.

 

[jmden]

Thanks! Added a chuckle or two to my day...

 

[Bird-man]

I have laughed for the last fifteen minutes reading this. My wife thinks I'm a idiot laughing at my computer. Keep them coming!

 

[arthur1034]

Corey Jacobsen's bugles instantly neuter every bull in a half-mile radius.

 

[section8mainiac]

Corey Jacobson’s tears cure CWD. Unfortunately Corey Jacobson has never cried.

 

[PAhunter58]

Just saw a story on FOX NEWS. When Donald Trump puts on a Halloween costume, he dresses up as Corey Jacobsen.

 

[tntrker]

We call it the "rut", but the bulls are just making sure Corey Jacobson knows they are male..

 

[Btaylor]

Wilbur Primos just changed the name of his show to The Corey

 

[tntrker]

Bulls are using their Corey Jacobson calls try to get on Corey's wall.

 

[TheCougar]

Back out of the woods...

Corey Jacobsen has never tasted tag soup.

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen doesn’t apply for tags... tags apply for Corey Jacobsen.