Worst song lyric

From Nirvana, the most overrated band of all time...

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
 
I'm a little surprised that someone hasn't picked on ol' Fred Durst yet, author of gems such as

Maybe life is up and down,
But my life’s been what till now?
I crawled up your butt somehow,
And that’s when things got turned around

The more entertaining game would be transposing awful lyrics into (equally awful?) haiku. Carry on.
 
What was that Insane Clown Posse song? Stick a finger in your butt and super-glue it shut?? Something like that??

I saw their bus one time driving across the country. They had holed up a Super 8 hotel for the night. No kidding.
 
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