Worst song lyric

[Vaultman]

Tropic Thunder ever strike a nerve?

Never watched it. Didn't know that was how it was.

 

[WCB]

oh yeah and anything from The Beatles....maybe not lyrics...just trash music

 

[TheGDog]

Any of the mumble-mouth rap sh*t lotta these dumbA$$ nu-skool low-education brothas be tryin to convince themselves is rap.

What's beautiful is how dudes like Hopsin dissed on it with this track!

Edit: Now here's an example of the kind of meaningful and great lyrics he would use on one of his own tracks.

 

[archp625]

I need permission from an admin before I post the lyrics I am thinking. But if you want to know listen to Kid Rocks - Welcome to the Party. Start with "I got a Whirlpool, don't even ask...."

 

[Azone]

Literally this whole song.

Whiskey tango foxtrot. That was painful.

 

[Danny Hoey]

Don’t forget this lyrical gem….

“Out where the corn rows grow, row, row my boat
Floatin' down the Flint River
Catch us up a little catfish dinner
Gonna sound like a winner”

He has a song that goes "High on a hill looking at a field downwind"

 

[zacattack]

Don’t forget this lyrical gem….

“Out where the corn rows grow, row, row my boat
Floatin' down the Flint River
Catch us up a little catfish dinner
Gonna sound like a winner”

This can’t be a real song. Sounds like a 3 year old wrote it. He probably made more money in that song then I will make in my career is the sad part.

 

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[GAPointer]

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty

Best one yet. #2chainz

 

[Lowg08]

Best one yet. #2chainz

Who is 2 chains

 

[Danny Hoey]

Some rap lyrics are dumb but here are a few that at least made me chuckle.

Biggy Smalls "Hit you with the d**k, make your kidneys shift"

Tech N9ne "Keep it bare, I promise I'll never tear that kitten"

Kanye "Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan"

 

[Fullfan]

Island boy

 

[Finch]

He has a song that goes "High on a hill looking at a field downwind"

Yes! I was gonna post the same thing. I mean I've killed deer downwind but I surely don't focus on that.

 

[jnawalaniec]

The 'one song for the road' thread got me thinking about song lyrics this last week.

What are the worst lines in a song?
My most despised one lately comes from country radio...

"... girl, I know your favorite beer, 'cause ya told me, and I bought it."

haha this is the exact lyric I was thinking before I clicked on the thread. Worst lyric I have ever heard in my life.

 

[rooster440]

I suppose that's why I don't listen to the local radio anymore...

I haven’t listened to the radio since 2012. I hear it briefly in my wife’s truck until she puts on something tolerable lol


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[SWOHTR]

Some judgy people in here!

 

[PVHunter]

Has it ever bothered anyone else that War Pigs rhymes "masses" with "masses" in the opening lines?

Generals gathered in their masses

Just like witches at black masses'



In the spirit of being relentlessly judgmental, who could forget one of Metallica's biggest lyrical turds

My lifestyle
Determines my deathstyle

Since I suggested haiku earlier, here it is:

Meandering thoughts
A simple, metal lifestyle
after the deathstyle

 

[Vaultman]

haha this is the exact lyric I was thinking before I clicked on the thread. Worst lyric I have ever heard in my life.

Thank you! I cringe every time I hear that songs opening notes. It is so bad I can't help but listen, while thinking he can't be dumb enough to sing that line again... and then he does. Wishful thinking

 

[jnawalaniec]

Thank you! I cringe every time I hear that songs opening notes. It is so bad I can't help but listen, while thinking he can't be dumb enough to sing that line again... and then he does. Wishful thinking

Changed the station the second I heard that line and havent listened to country one the radio since.

 

[Agross]

Anything by nickelback