Worst song lyric

[Vaultman]

The 'one song for the road' thread got me thinking about song lyrics this last week.

What are the worst lines in a song?
My most despised one lately comes from country radio...

"... girl, I know your favorite beer, 'cause ya told me, and I bought it."

 

[roadrunner]

'Red solo cup...'

 

[rooster440]

Basically all modern country songs.


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[WCB]

Any lyric talking about trashing hotel rooms...you sound like a total douche. Also 90% of "Red Dirt" references in country music. (exclude Red Dirt Road Brooks and Dunn" You are not a bad ass because you are from the south and got a little dirt on your truck.

 

[Q child]

Oh man. It has to be Train for me. I cannot stand their moronic music. One particular offender in a list of many awful songs is Hey, Soul Sister. Some lyrics:

Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains

I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest

The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangsta, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of

Just pathetic. Like, why is there a lyric which states that he hasn't trimmed his chest hair? Just so so dumb.

 

[coloyooper]

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty

 

[KurtR]

you and me go fishing in the dark

 

[beachbunny]

even though most of us have been there,never really liked "lets get drunk and screw"

 

[lyle_destroys]

Anything pop country or by five finger death punch

 

[ODB]

Yo shawty, it’s yo birfday

it’s a party in the USA

There is a reason the VAST majority (like 90%+) of the music I listen to has no lyrics.

 

[cmankingsley]

“We were a couple line steppers who just couldn’t wait to step over the line.”


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[Billy Goat]

The whole damn Applebee's song.

 

[Vaultman]

The whole damn Applebee's song.

Second on that!!!!

 

[spike camp]

Blowjob Betty?

 

[timmymac24]

tractor rap modern country could go away today and I wouldn't miss it

 

[DAD]

Your lips taste like sangria.

 

[coloyooper]

Blowjob Betty?

Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw

 

[Azone]

Anything out of Luke Bryans mouth….rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey…..SMFH.

edit: pop country in general makes me want to vomit. It’s so ******* generic and full of wanna be cliches, it’s unbearable for me.

 

[Dirtbag]

Literally this whole song.

 

[zion zig zag]

Anything out of Luke Bryant’s mouth….rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey…..SMFH.

edit: pop country in general makes me want to vomit. It’s so ******* generic and full of wanna be cliches, it’s unbearable for me.

It's all the same song: