Under Armor's Under Wear War On The Twins

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I don't know about ya'll but these brief skivvies drive my banana nuts, pinching my pouch when I sit down. I love my First Lite draws but I cannot afford them for everyday use. I am used to boxers but I don't want to get OMDGNS (old man droopy goat nuts syndrome, if it isn't too late). The boxer briefs that UA sells end up all wadded up right beside my junk after taking the stairs or big steps. That's not good. I am willing to bet that I am not the first to encounter this testicular twisting phenomena. Sorry ladies, in advance.
 
I owned 5 pair for about a month then threw them away. I never liked them! They never crushed my sack but man my boys sweat insanely bad.
 
I wear the Starter synthetic boxers for every day use. Much better than the UA, and half the price.
 
Hilarious. I have like 8 pair of the UA boxer briefs. I love em. Mine don't ride or bunch up. Must be a fit issue. My only complaint is I can stank those things out like no other!
 
They are great for a workout.. Would never use them on a hunt.

Firstlite and nothing else in the back country
 
How did you get your beans over your frank.....Franklin?

In the warmer months to avoid wet nuts when you slam yourself down on the bowl there is a technique you can employ. Its similar to the Navy's Tea Bag Escape. You lay your dong out over the ring and flop your nuts over the top of it like a turkey snood. If you are there long enough for your legs to fall asleep it will even turn red as if you are in full strut. Should I move this to the turkey hunting section?
 
For just everyday use Core4Element Merino are pretty nice and they only cost about $17.00 each when on sale at CamoFire.com
 
Yeah...Bought one pair of UA Boxers and the boyz sweated so bad I felt like I was covered in Baby Oil. Ordered several pair of First Lite Boxers on sale and I am now a happy camper.
 
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