WTS/WTT Tuesday Free Crap Give Away!!!

[Zbot]

I like my tag results how I like satisfying my wife.....unsuccessful.

 

[ndbwhunter]

I haven't seen this sorta fuckin bedlam since we fired Roman Candles at coyotes that one night and caught one right in the butthole, ****, ran up the back porch and dropped seven shades' a shit in dad's work boots.

 

[Born2bhunting]

Can anybody here give me info on what unit I can kill a buck roosevelt elk in colorado with a 2nd rifle tag really looking for pope and young quality. Diy hunts with guides only. Willing to Backpack in at least as far as my ATV will go

 

[three5x5s]

Id put them corsets and crap bags in my First Aid Kit. Make great Leg splints if your short like me, and who wouldn't crap your pants if you broke your leg.

 

[Zoomfish]

The ‘corset’ that has been referred to is actually a cool pair of WWII leggings that I was playing around with to use as gaiters, just a bit too small.

Box O’ Crap is ready to go! Few more hours till the expert panel of judges determines where to send it to.

Still time to get in on CrapFest! Keep ‘em coming!!

 

[HiRidge]

So you mean to tell me your going to mail out a box of CRAP and people are on here wanting it??

 

[mhonas]

Only Because it’s comes with the crap bags!


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[HiRidge]

Ah I missed the bags. At least there will be something to put it in when received. Makes since to me now...thanks!

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

Never in my life have I so desperately dreamed, no, lusted for a box of crap to show up in my mailbox.

 

[HunterZ]

That’s ok if you don’t send it this way, nothing to keep me warm to sneak out when it’s
-22 degrees F and stuck indoors with 4 sick kids!

 

[Storeyman]

Make sure to add some rolled up TP and then you have a true
Box O’ Crap!

 

[JonS]

Read as if Robert Service were spinning a yarn (parentheses are for reference, not to be read)

There are strange things done in the Tuesday sun
by the men who give away crap!
The rokslide trails have their secret tales
that would make your (MR, Delta or Archer's Choice) hat look fat.
The Boruit lamps have seen queer lamps
but the queerest they ever did shine
Was that Tuesday at 10 with a binoculars bin
That we all screamed to Zoomfish, "It's Mine!"

 

[*zap*]

Donald Trump is Awesome!

 

[Salmon River Solutions]

Looking for backpacking style hunting partner

Little about myself

I weigh 400 lbs.
I chain smoke, but don’t worry I will bring scent spray.
My gun is sighted in, I can totally hit a pie plate 1 out of 3 shots.
My total walking distance is about 500 yards. But my confident shooting distance is 750 yards.
I’m a great downhill packer, just load me up and roll me down the mountain.
I don’t like to argue about who gets to shoot what. My motto is “whoever shot it the most Times tags it”
I have the best gear money can buy at Walmart.
My diet consists of two things, chocolate milk and canned chili. I might get a little gassy and I have irritable bowel syndrome.
I didn’t have time to buy a tent, we will have to share yours
I’ve watched every YouTube video ever made on hunting ever so I’m an expert.
I shot a grouse once, and it only took me 20 minutes to gut it. So I’m ready for big game.
I’m very good with mouth reeds. If I breath in really hard it will get lodged in my throat, so when I’m panting heavily from the 100 foot walk on flat ground every breath sounds like a cow mew.



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I figure nobody's gonna top 40 entertaining responses... I'm looking forward to receiving the prize

 

[Wentworth6]

Elk

 

[KChunter71]

It’s not the wife’s AMAZON BOX!


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[Jerm]

Looks like a turd in a punchbowl!

 

[Staroutdoorsport]

Dude, relax. We're in camo, he can't see us.

 

[fngTony]

Can this thread continue after it’s sent? I’m lmao