First, I’d like to say I really enjoy Rokslide. I’ve gathered a ton of information from here and like most others, it’s cost me more than a few dollars in gear. I don’t post much, but I browse the site often. And though I don’t believe I’ve met any of you in person, I feel like I know a lot of you. All in all, good people. Anyway, while trying to take my mind off the bugs n sweat during a training hike the other day I started thinking of criteria for the ideal mountain hunter, so in no particular order, here goes.
- 6’2, 205lbs, 4% body fat
- Benches 405, squats 515
- Came in 2nd in age class during a marathon last weekend, but pushed his youngest in her stroller the whole way
- Occasionally rides centuries after work to mix it up
- Doesn’t have to manscape. He’s naturally hairless from the neck down.
- Kuiu, Sitka, First Lite, all fit. They make their clothes in HIS size
- Mtn Ops, Wilderness Athlete, etc analyze his blood to decide what to put in their supplements
- Shoots 3” groups at 120yds with any fixed blade broadhead
- Taught Ryan Avery how to shoot long distance
- No matter which direction he goes, he’s always down wind
- Can survive a 14 day hunt on 6 liters of water and a dozen snickers bars with no loss in performance
- Once packed out a bull moose in two trips by himself
- Women dehydrate in his presence… think about it
Thanks,
Jason
- 6’2, 205lbs, 4% body fat
- Benches 405, squats 515
- Came in 2nd in age class during a marathon last weekend, but pushed his youngest in her stroller the whole way
- Occasionally rides centuries after work to mix it up
- Doesn’t have to manscape. He’s naturally hairless from the neck down.
- Kuiu, Sitka, First Lite, all fit. They make their clothes in HIS size
- Mtn Ops, Wilderness Athlete, etc analyze his blood to decide what to put in their supplements
- Shoots 3” groups at 120yds with any fixed blade broadhead
- Taught Ryan Avery how to shoot long distance
- No matter which direction he goes, he’s always down wind
- Can survive a 14 day hunt on 6 liters of water and a dozen snickers bars with no loss in performance
- Once packed out a bull moose in two trips by himself
- Women dehydrate in his presence… think about it
Thanks,
Jason