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if you are nekkid....dressed up a bear burrito"? That is a non sequitur. Well, I guess if we are going down that rabbit hole, I'd offer this up: Might as well just pee on yourself for cover scent, spoon with the bear for warmth, eat the burrito, and take a selfie with your cell phone's camera, stored inside your overpriced Sitka "Holy Grail" - which has undoubtedly been stored inside your prison purse for such occasions! (And, still, the pee bottle is totally unnecessary. Maybe when you are done, though, you could insert the bear's baculum inside the pee bottle, if he hasn't gotten it lodged too far inside your prison purse.....)

