Kickball fan: Did you see the big blowout game!!!Soccer fan: I don't understand why Americans don't like soccer.
American: Who won the last game you watched?
Soccer fan: It was a tie!
American: There you go.
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American: no, what was the score?
Kickball fan: 2 to 0 It was CRAZY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR NOT A FAN.
American: uh...ok.....
Kickball fan: There's billions of Kickball fans and millions of football fans, therefore kickball is BETTER than football or any other sport!!
American: More popular in the world, sure, but I don't care, I'm an American. Most of the world is a HELLHOLE, why should I want to be like the rest of the world?
Kickball fan: Want to look at my new vibrant colored shinguards that match my shorts?
American: Later!