Short quotes that speak volumes.

[Billinsd]

I'm from the government and I'm here to help

 

[Billinsd]

Trust with verification

 

[Billinsd]

You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?

 

[Billinsd]

Socialism will work in America, because all the other failed countries were doing it wrong

 

[Billinsd]

it's impossible to have a rational conversation with an irrational person

 

[Scoot]

You speak like a man with a paper asshole.

Slippery as cat snot on a door knob.

Cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra on the shady side of an iceberg.

Nervous as a whore in church.

Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

 

[TSAMP]

Every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Never have an argument of wits with a defenseless person.

 

[Yarak]

If you have a friend that always agrees with you then one of you is not needed
George S Patton

 

[cornfedkiller]

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

 

[Billinsd]

I'd rather be lucky than good!

 

[Billinsd]

God is with us because he hates the yanks too! God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also. from the good bad and the ugly.

 

[KChunter71]

 

[Billinsd]

Elvis has left the building

 

[Billinsd]

never before have so few given so much to so many

 

[pk_]

‘Fifty percent of what we know, is false. We just do not know which fifty percent.’

 

[HbDane]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.

 

[scattergun]

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.”

 

[TxxAgg]

Every dog's a service dog if you've got enough peanut butter.

 

[OregonSteeler]

Endorphins not earned are hollow...