Regional self deprecation

[MNGrouser]

You know what separates a cheese head from a dick head? The St. Croix River!

I've got another one about the ability to receive oral sex but I'm pretty sure that one would get me banned.

It is rough growing up in Wisconsin and now living in Minnesota. Where I'm from hates where I am and where I am hates where I'm from.

 

[Jimmy]

California: the only state where all the meanest, angriest, most hurtful things people say about your state are all 100% true but you try to not let it bother you and instead try to tell yourself that you have great weather, mountains and the ocean, and if you don't go into the big cities or watch the news or have to drive on the roads too much or interact with any crazy liberals it's actually not that bad and you can survive here at least until your parents pass away then move away to some other state and try to live in peace but also fear that people will find out you are from California.

 

[HairyScandinavian]

Welcome to Texas, they literally named shooting an animal in the ass after us.

 

[RockAndSage]

Nevada… where the women are strong, men are manly, and the sheep are nervous.

The definition of safe sex in NV: We paint a red X on the sheep that kick!

For awhile Winnemucca had these billboards that read “Winnemucca! 7.2 billion people have never been there!”

Nevada, Our main agricultural products are bullshit and rocks.

Welcome to Nevada: hookers, drugs, guns, and gambling are all legal - but only if you pronounce Nevada correctly.

 

[OKHunter84]

California: the only state where all the meanest, angriest, most hurtful things people say about your state are all 100% true but you try to not let it bother you and instead try to tell yourself that you have great weather, mountains and the ocean, and if you don't go into the big cities or watch the news or have to drive on the roads too much or interact with any crazy liberals it's actually not that bad and you can survive here at least until your parents pass away then move away to some other state and try to live in peace but also fear that people will find out you are from California.

Don't worry man. I've met a lot of folks that have moved here from California. Most of them seemed like good folks. Pretty much all of them have made a point to tell me they're conservative pretty quickly. As long as they remember why they left, everything is cool.

 

[EastHumboldt]

Nevada… Come for the gamblin’, drinkin’, and partyin’…. stay for the felony DUI !!

 

[jcaud]

Saddened by the lack of meth addicted hillbilly jokes about Missouri