Regional self deprecation

[Jimmy]

California: the only state where all the meanest, angriest, most hurtful things people say about your state are all 100% true but you try to not let it bother you and instead try to tell yourself that you have great weather, mountains and the ocean, and if you don't go into the big cities or watch the news or have to drive on the roads too much or interact with any crazy liberals it's actually not that bad and you can survive here at least until your parents pass away then move away to some other state and try to live in peace but also fear that people will find out you are from California.

 

[HairyScandinavian]

Welcome to Texas, they literally named shooting an animal in the ass after us.

 

[RockAndSage]

Nevada… where the women are strong, men are manly, and the sheep are nervous.

The definition of safe sex in NV: We paint a red X on the sheep that kick!

For awhile Winnemucca had these billboards that read “Winnemucca! 7.2 billion people have never been there!”

Nevada, Our main agricultural products are bullshit and rocks.

Welcome to Nevada: hookers, drugs, guns, and gambling are all legal - but only if you pronounce Nevada correctly.

 

[OKHunter84]

California: the only state where all the meanest, angriest, most hurtful things people say about your state are all 100% true but you try to not let it bother you and instead try to tell yourself that you have great weather, mountains and the ocean, and if you don't go into the big cities or watch the news or have to drive on the roads too much or interact with any crazy liberals it's actually not that bad and you can survive here at least until your parents pass away then move away to some other state and try to live in peace but also fear that people will find out you are from California.

Don't worry man. I've met a lot of folks that have moved here from California. Most of them seemed like good folks. Pretty much all of them have made a point to tell me they're conservative pretty quickly. As long as they remember why they left, everything is cool.

 

[EastHumboldt]

Nevada… Come for the gamblin’, drinkin’, and partyin’…. stay for the felony DUI !!

 

[jcaud]

Saddened by the lack of meth addicted hillbilly jokes about Missouri

 

[Billy Goat]

VA- We have had to house your politicians, so shut up.

 

[johnnycake]

Alaska: pay more, get less.

That's a nice addition to the standard: where the odds are good but the goods are odd

 

[aMurderOfCrows]

Welcome to Washington. Where 3 counties full of blue haired lunatics control an entire state.

At least it’s 3 counties. Here in NM it’s only 2.

 

[well_known_rokslider]

Welcome to Wisconsin! If you have less than 5 DUIs, you ain't tryin!

 

[product_by_process]

Welcome to Washington. Where 3 counties full of blue haired lunatics control an entire state.

The cheapest form of control is letting people feel superior to their neighbor. Nothing protects power like a country busy sneering sideways.

 

[Cherokeeguide]

Ultimately though we all live in the U S A !

Im grateful

I do, now, but I had to flee the People's Republic of California in order to do it.

I actually live in two nations at once. I'm an enrolled citizen of the Cherokee Nation and am thus subject to a whole extra set of laws because I live within the CN boundaries.

 

[Cherokeeguide]

Cherokee Nation:



"Where tribal elections are won and lost on the basis of which candidate has the tastiest hog fry..........."

 

[well_known_rokslider]

Cherokee Nation:



"Where tribal elections are won and lost on the basis of which candidate has the tastiest hog fry..........."

Sounds better than most of our elections!

 

[Wrench]

Washington got caught... again.

18K views · 737 reactions | Commissioners Lorna Smith and Melanie Rowland are now under serious scrutiny following a WDFW investigation memo uncovered by Sportsmen’s Alliance and the Conservation Coalition of Washington. According to the report, the

Commissioners Lorna Smith and Melanie Rowland are now under serious scrutiny following a WDFW investigation memo uncovered by Sportsmen’s Alliance and the Conservation Coalition of Washington....

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[RockAndSage]

Cherokee Nation:



"Where tribal elections are won and lost on the basis of which candidate has the tastiest hog fry..........."

Where dating decisions are made based on whose mom makes the best fry-bread...

 

[rookieforever33]

Where dating decisions are made based on whose mom makes the best fry-bread...

I would happily choose a women based on her moms cooking. Bare minimum holidays are better.

 

[eamyrick]

I live in Louisiana...

We're last in almost everything. Sometimes mississippi edges us out on the suck scale, but not often.

MS and LA are always neck and neck for VD!

 

[North of 60]

Welcome to Lousiana. Turn right to get shot, left to get killed by mosquitoes, continue straight to die of heat stroke. All roads lead to hurricanes.

Louisiana's weather patterns:
1 week of spring
40 weeks of summer
1 week of fall
10 weeks of 2nd summer

Our ancient fish friend (@Choupique) is spot on about crime in the larger cities, skeeters, heat stroke, and the delight of hurricanes...in addition to chiggers, ticks, spiders, mold (and more mold) and the absolute necessity of a good HVAC guy to keep the AC running 10 months a year.

 

[Cherokeeguide]

Where dating decisions are made based on whose mom makes the best fry-bread...

Well....... Uh.... Not exactly.

While my fellow Cherokee Nation citizens have embraced fry bread, including the so-called "Indian Taco" that is popular at pow-wows all across the Fruited Plain, fry bread isn't really a "Tsa Li Gi" thing.

The REAL TEST is whose mom makes the best "selu-gadu" ( cornbread ) or grape dumplings.