Real life scams , whats the best you've seen ?

[Pharmseller]

Absolutely !
Included in the fun ? Yes please !
Correct me when I'm being an uptight airbag ? Yes please !
Try to tell me when to relax ? Yes please !

It's all up to you how you interpret a message , and you seem to want to be a victim rather than just see it as it was intended , but you do you . Dig away ...

When you get to Australia , send me a postcard .

No canoe for you.

Inflatable dinghy.