Real life scams , whats the best you've seen ?

[Bubblehide]

I believe Kahn Academy has SAT and ACT prep stuff on their site. It’s all free.

Don't derail this thread!!!

 

[MNGrouser]

I am willing to skirt the rules and browse Rokslide while I am at work. Googling "ozempic vagina" is a bridge too far. I can't imagine the IT department would be ok with that.

 

[KurtR]

From the looks of it were going to need a bigger canoe.

 

[grfox92]

Definetly need a bigger Canoe.

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[CRJR45]

You literally, just showed everybody that you are ALSO... in the Canoe.. just now.

Anyhoo... I'm not gonna reply to you two Douche-Nozzles on this thread any more. Have fun with that.

Hey , what about me ? I think you’re a pompous person who deserves a good shot in the shorts , do I get a canoe ?

 

[grfox92]

Hey , what about me ? I think you’re a pompous person who deserves a good shot in the shorts , do I get a canoe ?

No, not your own, we've already got a larger canoe coming. Just jump in with us.

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[lak2004]

Every notification I get about this thread I just keep hoping it's someone posting anti-Gdog material for my amusement. You all are not disappointing me as usual!

 

[grfox92]

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[TheGDog]

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OK, now THAT isht was funny!

 

[CRJR45]

OK, now THAT isht was funny!

It’s all funny , just a matter of perspective, IMO ,

 

[grfox92]

OK, now THAT isht was funny!

Thanks! They call me the Douche Wisperer.

(LoL - - **- disclaimer, this is just a joke to be taken in context of the situation.)

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[RMM]

Probably because their not true.

They're*

 

[IDVortex]

Remember when I posted about being in a hole, quit digging?

You’re still digging.

My canoe is actually, literally, an Arima.


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If any of you douche-canoeists find yourselves in Newport this summer, let me know.

And are we canoeists or nozzles? Be consistent, please, it’s only polite.

Nice incognito drug smuggling boat you've got there.

 

[TheGDog]

They're*

Doh! Good catch. I'm not always on top of absolutely all those minor flubs, when it's a non-work setting.

EDIT: Though I do usually go back and re-edit them to correct it because if you're trying to counter the argument of some stoopid lefty.. if they can find any stupid little error in your text... they just throw up their hands and declare that the whole post must be invalid. Because they can't stand losing.

 

[TheGDog]

Hey , what about me ? I think you’re a pompous person who deserves a good shot in the shorts , do I get a canoe ?

The Golden Rule - "Do onto others... as you'd have them.. do onto you."

 

[MNGrouser]

OK, now THAT isht was funny!

Are you sure? There was no "Ha Ha", "j/k" or emoji....

 

[TheGDog]

Are you sure? There was no "Ha Ha", "j/k" or emoji....

<Crickets>

 

[Pharmseller]

They're*

 

[Pharmseller]

The Golden Rule - "Do onto others... as you'd have them.. do onto you."

Do unto others as they would have you do unto them.

Which is funny, coming from someone who can’t decide if I’m a douche-nozzle or should be riding in a douche-canoe.

What’s a douche-canoe? Birchbark? Dugout? Old Town?

 

[CRJR45]

The Golden Rule - "Do onto others... as you'd have them.. do onto you."

Absolutely !
Included in the fun ? Yes please !
Correct me when I'm being an uptight airbag ? Yes please !
Try to tell me when to relax ? Yes please !

It's all up to you how you interpret a message , and you seem to want to be a victim rather than just see it as it was intended , but you do you . Dig away ...

When you get to Australia , send me a postcard .