People are Crazy

[Pacific_Fork]

As I said, not first person, not reliable.

This. It’s like Bigfoot. You can’t find a single credible source or proof online. Everything says it’s a hoax.

Pics or it didn’t happen!

 

[islandson827]

So a women’s prison:
Any hot chicks? Actually yes

Is it like orange is the new black? Sort of. We call it “gay for the stay.”
They become girlfriends while locked up and go right back to men when they get out.

We have about a 97% average with hepatitis C . Remember that the next sally at the end of the bar wants to hook up.

They have made “pleasure items” out just about any material you can imagine. From crochet to shoving plastic spoons in a rubber glove. Two lonely gals made a strap on with a shampoo bottle and a pair of prison drawers.

We have 2 full blown transgenders that have better beards than most the real dudes here.

Men are Fing stupid. These girls make a living charge guys to “talk”. One told me recently she made $250.00 for an hour of chat time.

Which brings me to, the inmates of the U.S. thank you taxpayers, as most inmates have iPads now.

They have dating sites. I invite you to check out
Caged ladies and prison belles just don’t use j pay. It’s PayPal for inmates.

They get stimulus checks like you and me.

If you take purell and put in a cup, take table salt and put it in with the purell. The alcohol separates and then you drink it!

We have a dog program in which they train service dogs. That is a highly coveted program as they live with the dogs in thier own building and are pretty much free to live how they want. Not surprisingly some screw that up.

My prisons youngest is 18 and the oldest is 84

Women are every bit as viscous as men. Never forget that !

Thats crazy detailed... thanks for the imagery. Not sure about the purely ans salt but its worth a shot.

 

[GrandmasterB]

I’m not much of a country music fan, but I’ve always liked that Billy Currington song.

 

[Dos XX]

 

[Agross]

So a women’s prison:
Any hot chicks? Actually yes

Is it like orange is the new black? Sort of. We call it “gay for the stay.”
They become girlfriends while locked up and go right back to men when they get out.

We have about a 97% average with hepatitis C . Remember that the next sally at the end of the bar wants to hook up.

They have made “pleasure items” out just about any material you can imagine. From crochet to shoving plastic spoons in a rubber glove. Two lonely gals made a strap on with a shampoo bottle and a pair of prison drawers.

We have 2 full blown transgenders that have better beards than most the real dudes here.

Men are Fing stupid. These girls make a living charge guys to “talk”. One told me recently she made $250.00 for an hour of chat time.

Which brings me to, the inmates of the U.S. thank you taxpayers, as most inmates have iPads now.

They have dating sites. I invite you to check out
Caged ladies and prison belles just don’t use j pay. It’s PayPal for inmates.

They get stimulus checks like you and me.

If you take purell and put in a cup, take table salt and put it in with the purell. The alcohol separates and then you drink it!

We have a dog program in which they train service dogs. That is a highly coveted program as they live with the dogs in thier own building and are pretty much free to live how they want. Not surprisingly some screw that up.

My prisons youngest is 18 and the oldest is 84

Women are every bit as viscous as men. Never forget that !

Having worked in women’s prison, I agree with all of this. I don’t know how u do it. I only worked in one for about a month and a half. That was more than enough. I’ve worked in a half dozen men’s prisons and the women’s was by far the worst. I had heard that before we went there but didn’t believe it. It’s definitely true. I couldn’t do it again and couldn't wait to get out of there. I work concrete construction and the prison systems in Michigan apparently have all kinds of money to spend the last few years. Have to have nice concrete to walk on or the prisoners trip and fall and sue the state , And win sadly.

And to back up what u said, there were numerous chicks in there that I would never in a million years guessed they were female.

And I only disagree with one thing u said. That the women there are just as vicious as men , False. They r much worse.

I hope I never see that place again.

 

[tony]

Been locked up going on 6 years

I'm a nurse, so I don't have to deal with the pod drama the COs do.
I have tuned a few up though, as we pretty much have the same authority corrections does.

I stay because the job is super easy, majority of the inmates are not a real issue.
I work a week and then off a week.
Tell people I get paid to yell at women

 

[KenLee]

I work in education and deal with people, kids, parents, teachers and staff, all day some things are unreal.

Usually the teachers and staff are 90% good. Theres a handful of goofy and stupid ones. Just watch the news.

But parents and kids can be straight up terrible. And they blame the school, or the teacher or Admin. Kids dressed as animals and barking or meow-ing like cats. Litter boxes (not at my school but some around me.) Typical things are jack ass kids, divorced families, drug dealer parents, abusive parents, custody disputes, kids that straight up lie. Even with video evidence. Parents that are clueless their little snow flakes are terrors. Kids who have behavior disorders.

Its litterally dealing with human weakness.

You quickly learn, morals, ethics, cultural norms are basicslly out the window. And its your job to just do the best you can. All with low pay, bratty kids and clueless parents.

I have several staff who are 2nd career teachers, and after their first 3 months on the job, theyre like "Damn, now I know why we need days off: Christmas, Easter and Summer."

The BEST example I can explain it like this:

Ever have a birthday party for your 8-10 yr old kid at your house? Invite their friends over? You clean the house, go get party favors, decorations, food, cake, ice cream, plan fun games you have fun activites. You sing "Happy Birthday," open presents. Then as its winding down, and the last guest leaves after 4-5 hrs. You shut the door, turn around and see your house is a mess? You look at your wife and have to decide to clean it or leave it for tomorrow? Your exhausted and glad there is some peace and quiet?

Yeah, now do that for EIGHT HOURS A DAY, Monday - Friday.

Oh, and forget the fun games and cake and ice cream or presents, now toss in your have to TEACH them a new skill. All while there are 3-5 who are special needs kids, your evaluated on their performance, they dont wanna be there, or dont like you, nor care what your teaching. Some come from broken homes, didnt sleep, or have proper nutrition, some are just ass holes and you also got to deal with their whiny parents who dont like the fact that they got an F on their test, when you have basicslly made your class idiot proof that you GIVE THEM THE ANSWERS in tne review game and theyre too lazy to just write down they Qs or Answers.

THAT is what education is like today.

And yet we wonder why things like this thread exist?

Rarely is it the school thats the issue. Believe me, Ive seen stupid things districts and teachers and staff do. But those are usually outliers and dont reflecg the norm. Those are things just to grab headlines and sell newspapers. 95% of schools are majority of good people who do care about kids and want to do a good job. Yup, theres idiots, but its usually few and far between. I have 10x the problems with parents and kids than school personnel and staff.

That cushy early retirement though!