People are Crazy

So a women’s prison:
Any hot chicks? Actually yes

Is it like orange is the new black? Sort of. We call it “gay for the stay.”
They become girlfriends while locked up and go right back to men when they get out.

We have about a 97% average with hepatitis C . Remember that the next sally at the end of the bar wants to hook up.

They have made “pleasure items” out just about any material you can imagine. From crochet to shoving plastic spoons in a rubber glove. Two lonely gals made a strap on with a shampoo bottle and a pair of prison drawers.

We have 2 full blown transgenders that have better beards than most the real dudes here.

Men are Fing stupid. These girls make a living charge guys to “talk”. One told me recently she made $250.00 for an hour of chat time.

Which brings me to, the inmates of the U.S. thank you taxpayers, as most inmates have iPads now.

They have dating sites. I invite you to check out
Caged ladies and prison belles just don’t use j pay. It’s PayPal for inmates.

They get stimulus checks like you and me.

If you take purell and put in a cup, take table salt and put it in with the purell. The alcohol separates and then you drink it!

We have a dog program in which they train service dogs. That is a highly coveted program as they live with the dogs in thier own building and are pretty much free to live how they want. Not surprisingly some screw that up.

My prisons youngest is 18 and the oldest is 84

Women are every bit as viscous as men. Never forget that !
Thats crazy detailed... thanks for the imagery. Not sure about the purely ans salt but its worth a shot.
 
So a women’s prison:
Any hot chicks? Actually yes

Is it like orange is the new black? Sort of. We call it “gay for the stay.”
They become girlfriends while locked up and go right back to men when they get out.

We have about a 97% average with hepatitis C . Remember that the next sally at the end of the bar wants to hook up.

They have made “pleasure items” out just about any material you can imagine. From crochet to shoving plastic spoons in a rubber glove. Two lonely gals made a strap on with a shampoo bottle and a pair of prison drawers.

We have 2 full blown transgenders that have better beards than most the real dudes here.

Men are Fing stupid. These girls make a living charge guys to “talk”. One told me recently she made $250.00 for an hour of chat time.

Which brings me to, the inmates of the U.S. thank you taxpayers, as most inmates have iPads now.

They have dating sites. I invite you to check out
Caged ladies and prison belles just don’t use j pay. It’s PayPal for inmates.

They get stimulus checks like you and me.

If you take purell and put in a cup, take table salt and put it in with the purell. The alcohol separates and then you drink it!

We have a dog program in which they train service dogs. That is a highly coveted program as they live with the dogs in thier own building and are pretty much free to live how they want. Not surprisingly some screw that up.

My prisons youngest is 18 and the oldest is 84

Women are every bit as viscous as men. Never forget that !
Having worked in women’s prison, I agree with all of this. I don’t know how u do it. I only worked in one for about a month and a half. That was more than enough. I’ve worked in a half dozen men’s prisons and the women’s was by far the worst. I had heard that before we went there but didn’t believe it. It’s definitely true. I couldn’t do it again and couldn't wait to get out of there. I work concrete construction and the prison systems in Michigan apparently have all kinds of money to spend the last few years. Have to have nice concrete to walk on or the prisoners trip and fall and sue the state , And win sadly.

And to back up what u said, there were numerous chicks in there that I would never in a million years guessed they were female.

And I only disagree with one thing u said. That the women there are just as vicious as men , False. They r much worse.

I hope I never see that place again.
 
Been locked up going on 6 years :D

I'm a nurse, so I don't have to deal with the pod drama the COs do.
I have tuned a few up though, as we pretty much have the same authority corrections does.

I stay because the job is super easy, majority of the inmates are not a real issue.
I work a week and then off a week.
Tell people I get paid to yell at women :LOL:
 
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