You last line just cracked me up! About 3 weeks ago I'm sitting in my bedroom at the back of the house... I hear a car door shut from the road, we live in the middle of nowhere and my wife and I are both home. I get some pants on, grab the shotgun and flashlight and head out. A white SUV is speeding away as fast as they can... I thought it was just another lost soul out here, then I hear the high pitched meows. A box of 6 kittens no more than 2 or 3 weeks old sitting on the side of the road with the owls already circling overhead screeching. Such a great "home" for kittens haha.