Antarctica
WKR
I love my Lesbaru and if it costs me my man card then so be it.
The hostility so many folks have against the very existance of Subies is so weird to me... I think it may have something to do with a feel of inadequacy over spending 50k on a pickup truck and seeing a vehicle that can do 80% of what their truck can do that costs way less and gets 25mpg
Its not their existence its just that they are completely overrated. My wife's 03 Forrester was essentially at the same level of technology as my 82 CJ8. A very basic car. Absolutely nothing special about it. Seats were about as uncomfortable as stock seats in an 82 jeep too. The wind noise on that 03 over 55MPH was over the top loud.
As far as 80% of what a 50k truck can do. No - not even close. To any nearly any truck (i.e., no need to spend 50k). Start with towing and rated payload capacity, and you will begin a long list.
I'm not begrudging you or your Subaru and I'm glad that it suits you. But that doesn't preclude my opinion. I think there are a lot better vehicles out there.
You'll still need to turn in your man card though.