How to become a moderator?

[robby denning]

Well the 1st step in the application process is you have to send @Ryan Avery pictures of your self in a g-string thong speedo.

Then if he deems you worthy, @robby denning send you a written test on mule deer behavior and what plants mule deer prefer to feed on. IF you pass those 1st two requirements, you are locked in a room one on one with @fngTony for 48 hours and you can only communicate in memes.

IF you survive that then you are required to go on a canoe trip down a river in Arkansas with my hillbilly self, and if you have a purty enough mouth, then you "might" get to be a moderator.

SO if you think you got what it takes, go ahead and start sending those pics in to Ryan ASAP

this is it right here.

Most make it to the Arkansas float trip, then we never hear from them again.

 

[go_deep]

what do you mean? I love (most) memes. If it weren't for me, there may be no memes. lol

Ooh, I didn't mean you, it's those other moderators.

 

[robby denning]

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Bravo!!!!

 

[Slick8]

To be one ask one.

Dang, great thread, I really needed a laugh.

 

[philos]

I’ll share here…

I had to redo the g-string pics several times. Apparently the lighting was bad-at least that was what Ryan said. I better not see myself as his computer screen saver page.

Anyway-The mule deer thing was easy. They behave like a whitetail with brain damage and they eat hot lead.

The river trip…well my therapist told me not to talk about that…until I can refill my meds.

 

[WRO]

I’ll share here…

I had to redo the g-string pics several times. Apparently the lighting was bad-at least that was what Ryan said. I better not see myself as his computer screen saver page.

Anyway-The mule deer thing was easy. They behave like a whitetail with brain damage and they eat hot lead.

The river trip…well my therapist told me not to talk about that…until I can refill my meds.

@Ryanavery said I was out because of lack of manscaping..

 

[philos]

@Ryanavery said I was out because of lack of manscaping..

Yea he told me about you. I believe his nickname for you was Dirty Hairy-no idea why.

 

[robby denning]

this is it right here.

Most make it to the Arkansas float trip, then we never hear from them again.

except for @fngTony

Glendon passed him with flying colors.

must've been a helluva float trip.

 

[fngTony]

 

[WRO]

Yea he told me about you. I believe his nickname for you was Dirty Hairy-no idea why.

He told me it was flashbacks of looking for magic mushrooms in bog.

 

[go_deep]

I’ll share here…

I had to redo the g-string pics several times. Apparently the lighting was bad-at least that was what Ryan said. I better not see myself as his computer screen saver page.

Anyway-The mule deer thing was easy. They behave like a whitetail with brain damage and they eat hot lead.

The river trip…well my therapist told me not to talk about that…until I can refill my meds.

Redo pictures several time? @fngTony had to redo several man scaping videos with different angles and submit them!!

 

[ozyclint]

IF you survive that then you are required to go on a canoe trip down a river in Arkansas with my hillbilly self, and if you have a purty enough mouth, then you "might" get to be a moderator.

.......and if you squeal like a pig you "will" get to be a moderator.

 

[WRO]

Redo pictures several time? @fngTony had to redo several man scaping videos with different angles and submit them!!

Did they send you a gallon of NAIR? That's when you know there's a chance..

 

[WRO]

Yea he told me about you. I believe his nickname for you was Dirty Hairy-no idea why.

Did Dirty Harry carry a Derringer?

 

[go_deep]

Did they send you a gallon of NAIR? That's when you know there's a chance..

That I'm not sure of, we haven't progressed that far in the therapy sessions yet, he just finally starting to open up about the first days.

 

[SteveAndTheCrigBoys]

Who released this footage from the Arkansas raft trip portion of the test?

 

[SteveAndTheCrigBoys]