Help me decide!

[ODB]

“Guise”?? Since when did you have a dictionary?

 

[16Bore]

I saw one once when I was researching things...

 

[16Bore]

Oh
My
Gosh.....

Me and my hipster girl have been wrapping things and stuff all night!!! Good grief!! We bought some many other things and stuff for people it’s crazy! I hope everyone likes their things!


Oh, and this is awesome....WE ARE GOING TO OPEN OUR THINGS ON CHRISTMAS EVE!

I get my thing early!

Bad news: I still haven’t gotten my hipster girlfriend her gift yet. Oof....

Gotta go shop for a thing for her!

 

[MuleyFever]

Well the real question is has this thing been thrown off a cliff?

 

[16Bore]

I wouldn’t say over a cliff, but the Pastor certainly had a good sermon about things today!




One more day!

 

[jspradley]

Pics or the hipster girlfriend doesn't exist.

 

[16Bore]

Ha! She’d shoot me!

My hipster girl and I had a pretty sobering day yesterday after the service and the discussions about things. Her things, my things, and things in general.

I did see a thing under the tree for me from her and I gotta wrap her thing tonight and write her Christmas letter. It’s one of the things we do every year...

I think things are going to get really interesting tomorrow....

 

[jspradley]

Yeah man.. better wrap the thing before you end up with a bunch of little hipster things running around!

 

[Shraggs]

16 bore, omg wait! Don’t open that thing...

Did you see the new thing just came out!

Brand new from brand new company. I heard it’s better than the things you have spent a month researching and praying for. It’s faster, lighter, sharper, more accurate and really comfortable from zero to 100 and humid. It has crossover potential as well into so many things - The implications of this can’t be understated...

And this new company has best historical customer service ever for things.

Thought you should know before Christmas. Research fast before this thing is gone!

 

[elkduds]

SHOT Show is next up: Shooting, Hunting, Outdoor...

 

[16Bore]

You buncha rascals!

Tomorrow is our day so I think things are going to be fun. I’ll give you fellas an update on my thing after breakfast! It’s gonna be great!

 

[jspradley]

16 bore, omg wait! Don’t open that thing...

Did you see the new thing just came out!

Brand new from brand new company. I heard it’s better than the things you have spent a month researching and praying for. It’s faster, lighter, sharper, more accurate and really comfortable from zero to 100 and humid. It has crossover potential as well into so many things - The implications of this can’t be understated...

And this new company has best historical customer service ever for things.

Thought you should know before Christmas. Research fast before this thing is gone!

My thing broke in two weeks, I called them and asked if they have a military discount (I'm not military but I want to know if they support American things) and they told me they dont give discounts to baby killers and told me they are going to burn an American flag in their Chinese factory to protest me even asking that!

 

[Elk97]

That there thing is overrated, I mean, it's a thing, but it's not THE thing. Ya know?

 

[16Bore]

Well fellas....it’s been quite a morning! I just finished off my first Bloody Mary after stuffing myself with eggs Benedict for breakfast. Soooo good......

I reckon you wanna know about my thing! We exchanged our small gifts, and well...here’s how it went:

So for my hipster girlfriend, I got her a new bra, sized D with a note:

Dear Hipster Girlfriend:

I’ve been selfishly wanting a new thing and finally realized that my old thing is just fine and really not important. You are more important than anything and your happiness is the most important thing. I think you’re perfect, and you know this. If getting D boobies makes you happy, then that’s whats most important to me.

This is all my thing money and should be enough to cover the balance on what you owe to get your D boobies.
Merry Christmas!



So I opened my gift from her. It was a rifle sling and a note that read:

Dear Awesome Boyfriend:

I think I’ve been too hard on myself and not excepting all that I have. All I need is an awesome boyfriend who loves me for me, and you do! I want you to be the happiest awesome boyfriend ever, so I had the doctor return the deposit for my D boobies so you can get your new thing. I like myself just how I am!
Merry Christmas!


.......and there you have it fellas, the Rokslide version of “The Gift of the Magi”. If you’ve not read it, do so.


I’ll admit....I started this thread poking some fun at all the “I need things” threads. I reckon it took on its own life and I remembered the story of “The Gift of the Magi” the closer we got to Christmas.

Anyway, remember what’s important about Christmas.

It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. Live before the moment, not just “for” or “in” the moment.

Most of all, we have everything we need. We just have to know where to look.


Merry Christmas to all you rascals!



(and thanks for playing along!)