Ha Ha Ha - Joke!

[GSPHUNTER]

Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball.


Men will actually search for a golf ball.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Hey hon, I'm going to the store to half a gallon of mike, need anything?

Ya, if they have avocados get four'

Hey honey why do we have four half gallons of milk?

Because they had avocados.

 

[Big_wals]

I've got a good construction joke.



Just give me a bit, I'm still working on it

 

[Phaseolus]

How does a Romulan frog conceal itself?

Croaking device.

 

[Howdoyoulikemenow]

Where do one legged waitresses all work?




IHop

 

[Downeaster]

Are bewbs measured by the cup since that's where milk comes from?

 

[Robster]

I get the same thing every time I go to McDonalds



Diarrhea

 

[Robster]

I like Dad jokes

I know a lot of them.

I keep them in my dad-a-base

 

[Jagger0502]

The only one I can think of.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn

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After the fish swam into the wall and broke it what did the beaver say?

damn-it

 

[GSPHUNTER]

A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender say, sure thing but what's with the long face.

 

[Btaylor]

What do you name twins sisters that both have one leg shorter than the other...Eileen and Eiwobble.

 

[bozeman]

We went to McDonalds last nite and I ate a kids meal.....



His parents weren't too happy with me.

 

[Zdub02]

A woman finally divorces her abusive husband and decides she's ready to date again. She places a personal add in the newspaper asking for a man who would never lay a hand on her, never walk out on her, and be good in bed.

A week goes by when the woman hears her door bell ring... She answers the door and sees a man without arms or legs. She asks how she can help him. He replies that he is answering her add from the paper.

Woman says: but you have no arms.
Man says: I'll never lay a hand on you.

Woman says: but you have no legs.
Man says: I'll never walk out on you.

Woman says: But without any arms or legs how will you be good in bed?
Man says: How do you think i rang the doorbell?

 

[tim tarras]

Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?




All the fans left!

 

[540-Virginian]

Every joke I know will get me banned from rokslide…

I think Rokslide only bands woke comments…

 

[flatlanderhuffandpuff]

Where do one legged waitresses all work?




IHop

What's her name?


Ileane.

 

[ShortMountain91]

This thread is the best.

Penguin was driving in Antarctica when his car breaks down. Gets towed to the polar bear mechanic. Polar bear works on it for awhile then goes to talk to the penguin. Says looks like you blew a seal. Penguin wipes his mouth and says, no that's just a little ice cream.

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[MattB]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?






Dam

 

[2ski]

Biden.

That’s it. That’s my joke.

Trump.

That's a bigger joke. Lol

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Trump.

That's a bigger joke. Lol

Read the news today. Joe take first place as a joke.