Gawd I hate Valentines Day

[Beendare]

Thats all- grin

 

[Tradchef]

Heard that sir!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Coopsdaddy]

I love it,give a little get a little!

 

[ScreamingPotato]

I like chocolate.

 

[cstab]

Spending money on flowers just irks me. Such a waste to see them thrown in the trash a week later. But my woman loves them so I dish it out just to make sure the day ends as I expect


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[snowymtnwolf]

When is it this year? I want to be prepared and not rush at the last minute!


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[WCB]

When is it this year? I want to be prepared and not rush at the last minute!


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That is funny because last night my wife was getting our girls Valtines day boxes ready for daycare so they can get their gifts/cards from the other kids, and it was getting late....I was like go to bed you can just add the finishing touches to them tomorrow evening. She looked at me straight faced and said "do you know when Valentines day is". With 100% confidence I said this week sometime....she just shook her head and walked away hahaha.

I found out it was today...I wasn't wrong though

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Just another devised holiday to make florist, lingerie, candy makers and Hallmark more money. I did picked up a little something for the wifey. I'm not a fool.

 

[EastHumboldt]

If it involves wearing lingerie and eating chocolate, what’s not to like? I mean as long as I’m not the one wearing it…. Where’s those meme-holers when you need one?

 

[Larry Bartlett]

Don't even get me started...!

My kids asked if they could bring valentines for their class (1st and 3rd grade). Dude, at Safeway last night and they convinced me to search the bakery dept for something "besides candy". Left that Mofo $60 lighter and probably 10-lbs of calorie excess visceral fat stores later with sugary donuts and chocolate pretzels! Another $60 for flowers....holy crap man i remember when V-day cost me like $25 of candy and cards...

Better call my mom and tell her I'm broke but lover her still!

Hahaha, good luck fellas.

 

[ahlgringo]

Suck it up boys

 

[Ucsdryder]

Told my wife to pound sand for anything.


Delivered chick filet to my kids at school with notes telling them how much I loved them and asked them to be my valentines.

 

[CorbLand]

50% of the reason I married my wife is we have the same birthday.
25% of the reason was our mutual hate for Valentine’s Day.

We do a nice dinner at home and that’s about it.

 

[cnelk]

In 9 months its the WT rut - for you guys still in the 'game'

 

[LongWayAround]

Yesterday I was asked by the lady if I was aware of today's significance.

I told her I was fully aware...

It's the Arizona elk application deadline.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

If it involves wearing lingerie and eating chocolate, what’s not to like? I mean as long as I’m not the one wearing it…. Where’s those meme-holers when you need one?

What you don't do roll reversal with the little lady.

 

[KenLee]

I was always at a loss after buying the standard pieces of jewelry until I realized that the vast majority of females appreciate a gift certificate for the nail salon.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

50% of the reason I married my wife is we have the same birthday.
25% of the reason was out mutual hate for Valentine’s Day.

We do a nice dinner at home and that’s about it.

About like us, but I did go out several days ago and pick up a little something for her. Mainly because she has
been my home health aid since I got home from knee replacement surgery on the 12th.

 

[KenLee]

50% of the reason I married my wife is we have the same birthday.
25% of the reason was out mutual hate for Valentine’s Day.

We do a nice dinner at home and that’s about it.

It sounded like a great scheme, til I remembered that my birthday is the 3rd day of muzzleloader season and I always want to be in a tree

 

[FLATHEAD]

I'm done buying 5$ cards to be thrown in the trash.
Just get my wife an Orchid, go out to eat and she's happy.