Elmer Fudd stories from the 2025 season?

[huntsman22]

fat boy comes down the trail, I start to whistle, after a few time she loudly replies I hear ya,

eewwwww..... a he/she.

 

[feanor]

I was setup opening morning above a nice drainage looking all the way down to private land just over a mile away. The moon was so bright I could see elk on the opposite hill side. Sweet! I can get into them right away.
6am and I see a faint light down on private and think it’s a ranch hand. The light gets brighter. Really bright. A SXS with light bars a plenty. Then he proceeds to comes half way up the drainage, stop, shine his lights up on a hill side, then continue up the drainage.
Then I see the elk trot away before he gets to them. He goes all the way to the top top part to glass.

Seems like a lot of SXS behavior is crazy and obnoxious. But my guess is they play the volume game. IE if I come here everyday twice a day I’ll see an animal eventually and be able to snap off a shot. Still…obnoxious.

 

[Jimmy]

Spent an opening morning about 1/4 mile off a road, overlooking a saddle deer move through. About 30 minutes after first light, I hear some doors slam. Half an hour later 7 guys come walking together make their way down the hill. I could hear them talking loudly from 300 yards away. One guy rips a huge fart and they all laugh. I get up and make myself seen and they don't care. One guy walks towards me and the others spread out to the left. He walks up and sees me staring at him. He nods, and walks past and through where I was overlooking. I threw a softball sized rock and hit him in the back of his stupid head and he rolled to the bottom of the hill and learned his lesson never to do that again. Ok, I made up the last part.

 

[KurtR]

Spent an opening morning about 1/4 mile off a road, overlooking a saddle deer move through. About 30 minutes after first light, I hear some doors slam. Half an hour later 7 guys come walking together make their way down the hill. I could hear them talking loudly from 300 yards away. One guy rips a huge fart and they all laugh. I get up and make myself seen and they don't care. One guy walks towards me and the others spread out to the left. He walks up and sees me staring at him. He nods, and walks past and through where I was overlooking. I threw a softball sized rock and hit him in the back of his stupid head and he rolled to the bottom of the hill and learned his lesson never to do that again. Ok, I made up the last part.

You didnt laugh just a little at the fart. I would have

 

[omicron1792]

You didnt laugh just a little at the fart. I would have

They are always funny.

 

[realunlucky]

I threw a softball sized rock and hit him in the back of his stupid head and he rolled to the bottom of the hill and learned his lesson never to do that again. Ok, I made up the last part.

Lol

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