Does White Claw Suck?

[MattB]

I suppose you are one of those Michalob Ultra chicks?

Aka chickalob.

 

[spc7669]

Maybe he knows more than he is letting on and doesn't want to grow moobs by trying one.

I must confess to having tried one. Didn’t care for it. I bear no ill will toward those who do. There’s TRT that will help them overcome.

 

[Billy Goat]

Just wait for the mail in votes to come in.

 

[Billy Goat]

I must confess to having tried one. Didn’t care for it. I bear no ill will toward those who do. There’s TRT that will help them overcome.

Bet you didn't like your first beer either.

 

[spc7669]

Bet you didn't like your first beer either.

I did not but kept a positive attitude didn’t give up trying.

 

[EastHumboldt]

As you read this, imagine the voice of Ron Swanson. As a card carrying member of the Ron Swanson fan club, I’m proud to say this. First I didn’t know what it was. Then I realized it was some sort of alcoholic beverage. 2nd, Ive never had one. Any alcohol worth its salt must be drinkable straight from the container. Checks that box I guess... Personally I prefer scotch and beer, if possible together. With a steak wrapped in bacon. Scrambled eggs and sausage for dessert, washed down with a dessert scotch like Lagavulin. (Mmm ... tastes like somebody pissed on a campfire)

Real men don’t eat quiche or drink spritzers. Actually... real men take care of their families and friends, treat children and animals with kindness, chip in when help is needed, and eat and drink whatever they frikkin want to.

 

[Opah]

Don't know what it is, Never had it, so from what I have read my manhood is still in tact.

 

[Fridaythe13th]

I voted "no" because the wife like them and when she drinks them I have a way better chance to get some.

 

[Elk2008]

I went to a wedding in Missoula last summer and never saw so many White Claws in my life! I stuck with Bud Heavys!

 

[.204smokechaser]

White claws suck but I must confess when a woman hands me a white claw, I must drink them to not look like an ass around the friends.

 

[hodgeman]

It's just Zima 2.0... nothing new under the sun.

 

[wymtnpounder]

 

[fightthenoise]

I voted yes because I thought the thread was about the taste, of which I’m not a fan, but I see now that it’s about the people that drink them, and I’m not petty enough to tie folks’ merit to their beverage of choice. I hope y’all drink whatever you like and make great memories doing it.

 

[robtattoo]

 

[Billy Goat]

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Says no Appalachian ever.

 

[KurtR]

It's just Zima 2.0... nothing new under the sun.

Zima tastes like god nectar vs the gas station toilet water white claw. Zima with jolly ranchers was the ladies choice in college back in the 90’s

I would consider Guinness a light beer for what I like.

 

[robtattoo]

Says no Appalachian ever.

As a Tennessean........touché, sir. Touché.

 

[thinhorn_AK]

I’d prefer a beer but I’m not turning up my nose at a white claw. My wife likes them.

 

[Brian Stewart]

 

[Trr15]

I voted yes because I thought the thread was about the taste, of which I’m not a fan, but I see now that it’s about the people that drink them, and I’m not petty enough to tie folks’ merit to their beverage of choice. I hope y’all drink whatever you like and make great memories doing it.

Sincere apologies if you took offense. While I obviously don’t speak for everyone, I’m reasonably confident that the comments, memes, etc are all in fun. We used to call it busting balls when I was a younger man.