LOL!!!!!Thanks Gents!
I was a little thrown off when @Ryan Avery and @robby denning contacted me.
They asked "are you competent with a handgun?" Well yes.
"do you have any qualms arresting someone who is guilty?" No, have done that for 35 years.
"do you know what a meme is?" a what? "never mind, you can learn on the job- here's your badge"
a warden with a sense of humor. Needed!