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My new gaiters have missed the first Sheep hunt of the season. I have a sick kid and was forced to cancel my first hunt. So they sit in my pack waiting....
Sometimes late in the night I hear crying in my garage. I rush out and snap the door open. I figured it was those Kuiu gaiters whining about not going hunting like a great bird dog sitting by the door of the gun safe, like a loyal compadre at your porch at dawn waiting to hit the woods!! No. No it wasn’t the gaiters. Turned out to be all my ice axes, sleeping pad, quilt, teddy bear, phone charger, inReach and hunting clothes crying because they have to sit in that pack and listen to those gaiters talk about how awesome they are!! Non-stop!! Apparently they won’t shut up and keep going on and on about how no one can touch them how there’s no middle man mark up how they made their living selling ugly camo etc etc. my other gear was getting pissed, so I was forced to separate them. I stuck those gaiters in the freezer to teach them a lesson. We all gotta get along to make it work. Can’t have mutiny on the mountian!
Sometimes late in the night I hear crying in my garage. I rush out and snap the door open. I figured it was those Kuiu gaiters whining about not going hunting like a great bird dog sitting by the door of the gun safe, like a loyal compadre at your porch at dawn waiting to hit the woods!! No. No it wasn’t the gaiters. Turned out to be all my ice axes, sleeping pad, quilt, teddy bear, phone charger, inReach and hunting clothes crying because they have to sit in that pack and listen to those gaiters talk about how awesome they are!! Non-stop!! Apparently they won’t shut up and keep going on and on about how no one can touch them how there’s no middle man mark up how they made their living selling ugly camo etc etc. my other gear was getting pissed, so I was forced to separate them. I stuck those gaiters in the freezer to teach them a lesson. We all gotta get along to make it work. Can’t have mutiny on the mountian!