While you are sending over the coordinates to your best elk spot can you also let me take your girlfriend for a spin?
BTW I wouldn't mind borrowing your boat just let me know when I can swing by and pick it up after you gas it up for me.
OH YEAH, and packup your best hunting gear and shoot it over too- don't worry, I will give it back....
While you are at all that maybe throw in a case of your favorite beer...I might get thirsty will all of your other stuff.
It goes without saying.... I will let this spot slip out to the 20 guys at the archery shop all standing around....though I promised not to tell anyone.