MeatMissile
WKR
Ever cock block a buddy, even if unintentionally? I did it once and I can’t help but laugh about it, 20 years later. I was reminded about it today when the unintended victim called to see if I had a y luck hunting last week. The subject came up and we reminisced. Hell, I think I did him a favor.
My buddy called and asked if I would DD for him and his date. They were going to a party and he planned to drink and try and get lucky. We grew up in a low density area, not quite the sticks, but an area where the smallest lots were 5 acres. He lived 3 houses away, but it was still nearly a mike away.
I picked him and his date up at his house, at about 9 PM. It was already dark out. His mom appreciated that I was driving and let me take her 4Runner. I realized I forgot my chew in my truck and decided to stop back at my house to grab a can. I was 18 and living at home with my folks before leaving for college.
As I came up the driveway, I saw 3 raccoons between the road and the house. I drove into the front “yard”, which was more of an open area with some oak trees, and got the raccoons treed. I banged on my dad’s window and told him about the raccoons. He came out with a shotgun and we put a hurt on the first two coons. The third climbed out over a limb and I shot it with a load of BB. It fell and landed on the hood of the 4Runner, covered in blood. His date was so offended and grossed out, she demanded to go back to his house where she got in her car and left.
Whoops!
My buddy called and asked if I would DD for him and his date. They were going to a party and he planned to drink and try and get lucky. We grew up in a low density area, not quite the sticks, but an area where the smallest lots were 5 acres. He lived 3 houses away, but it was still nearly a mike away.
I picked him and his date up at his house, at about 9 PM. It was already dark out. His mom appreciated that I was driving and let me take her 4Runner. I realized I forgot my chew in my truck and decided to stop back at my house to grab a can. I was 18 and living at home with my folks before leaving for college.
As I came up the driveway, I saw 3 raccoons between the road and the house. I drove into the front “yard”, which was more of an open area with some oak trees, and got the raccoons treed. I banged on my dad’s window and told him about the raccoons. He came out with a shotgun and we put a hurt on the first two coons. The third climbed out over a limb and I shot it with a load of BB. It fell and landed on the hood of the 4Runner, covered in blood. His date was so offended and grossed out, she demanded to go back to his house where she got in her car and left.
Whoops!