Id even go as far as to say, "You don't know, what you don't know."
Ever tried to explain baseball to a foreigner?
I have.
When I was younger we had a foreign exchange student, and I played mens slow pitch softball. It was quite hard to explain the game of baseball/softball.
An imaginary box, over a "plate" that a person (pitcher) has to throw to and get a ball inside that box (strike zone). All while a person with a stick (batter) has to hit the ball, between two lines (foul lines). Then when they (the batter) hit it, they have to run to another white square before the ball gets to another person (1st baseman) touching the base to catch it. If the ball makes it into the imaginary box, its a "strike," if not its a "ball." 3 "strikes" = one "out." Three "outs" = an "inning."
And you have to make it to all 4 "bases" to score a "run."
Theres a "top" and "bottom" "inning" and 9 "innings = a game."
The object is to hit the ball and touch all 4 "bases" to score a "run" before "3 outs end the inning." And the other team gets to try. You can score as many runs as possible until you get 3 outs.
Oh! And outs can come via "strike out" or catching the ball in the air, or the ball going to the base before you do. (But only at 1st base?) Or you get tagged out. But if the ball hits the ground before you catch it in the air, it doesnt count as an "out."
Why does the "batter" get to over run 1st base, and only first base? Why not 2nd or 3rd?
Why when a person tries to "steal" 2nd does the person catching the ball (2nd bademan or shortstop) have to "tag" the runner, why cant they just step on 2nd base like they do at 1st base?
Why when a ball is hit do they run to the right (1st) and not the left (3rd)?
And what the F* is the "infield fly rule"?!?!
If you don't hit it between the lines (foul lines) its a "foul ball" and considered a "strike", but why can you have an infinite number of foul balls and still be "batting" if its "3 strikes and your out."? And if thats the rule, why if you bunt with 2 strikes and it goes foul, are you out? Isnt it a foul ball? And dont you get infinite number of foul balls?!
Oh! And we also have special "position" players, and people are placed around the "field" called a "diamond."
Hunting can be like that!
"Wait--I have to have a license and a 'tag'??" I cant just hunt everything with a "license"?
Oh, and I can hunt several things with a license--squirrels, rabbits and maybe some upland birds--but I need something special (a "tag") for deer, elk--oh and a "special federal license" for waterfowl.
But my drivers license lets me drive cars, suvs, vans....? Why not my hunting license hunt all animals? And my drivers license lets me drive in any state? Why not my hunting license? I need a license and tag for each state? And each animal in that state? Oh--yeah I guess my regular drivers license doesnt let me drive a motor cycle or a semi....or a tank!
Oh, I also need gear, clothes and a weapon--ok. That makes sense, cuz as an average joe. Im not going to go to soccer with a baseball glove. But can soccer shoes double as football spikes, badeball cleats, and golf shoes?
Oh, and I can use a gun! Whats a .22LR vs a .22Mag? A "30 caliber" ok--whats the difference between a "30 odd 6" and a "300 win mag?" What did I "win" by the way? And theres a "300 short mag?" Is that for shorter people or kids?
Oh! And theres even different tyypes of weapons! Theres "rifles" "shotguns" "pistols" "revolvers" "muzzleloaders" and "crossbows" and "bows."
And I have to have a "different tag" for different weapons? Why cant I just buy a "deer tag" and use a gun and a bow and a muzzleloader?
Oh! And this tage lets me only shoot boy animals? That one is for girls. What? This tag is for "young boy" animals (spikes) and that's for the older guys? Well thats kinda sexist, isnt it? Cant I just shoot one and say its transgender?! I mean, we do that? Why cant that buck just identify as a doe?
And HOLY SMOKES $1000 for a Montana deer and elk combo license! Whys my home state so much cheaper? Oh and this state had an application period and time frame? But that state I can just walk into Walmart?! What unit do I want?
Wait--my bow tag is only good for these dates? And I need a separate gun tag? And its only allowed in this area (or county or only for national forest or only for private land)?
Wait?!?! Different states have different rules?!? Theyre not all the same? And I have to read an entire magazine for each state to figure it out? Well waterfowl should be easy, theyre federally looked after, right? Huh! Some states I csn shoot 3 geese? Other states 5? Ducks have to be a number of mallards vs pin tails? Whats a pin tail anyway? Theres an early goose season? And a regular season? Early goose I csn shoot 5, but regular season only 2?
Oh, and I have to use a "minimum" caliber? So its like golf? Different clubs for diffedent things? Different guns for different animals--got it! Ok? How much is a gun? What! $500 for a gun and $200 for a scope? And thats not even high priced? Dang! I dont spend $700 for every club in my golf bag?
Wait! And I have to buy ammo?! When I golf I dont have to get a new ball every shot! (Coupd you imagine having to buy 90 golf balls for a round of golf!


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Wait--if I shoot a duck it has to be "non-toxic"? Whats that? Oh! "Steel" and not "lead"? But whats "bismuth" and HOLY CRAP TSS IS $15 A SHELL!!! But this box of "12 ga 2-3/4 #7.5 shot" gets me 25 shells for $10 but this "12 ga 3" #7.5 TSS" is $80 for 5 rounds?!?!
What are these numbers on this box? Whats a 20 gauge vs a 12 gauge? 2-3/4" and another number: #4 shot? Whats that mean? Is #4 good? Is that the number of bullets in the shell? Why's it called a "shell" anyway. Whats a 9mm vs a 50 BMG?!
Oh! Theres a "choke tube"? "Modified" does that mean the guns changed? Is it a modified gun now? Is that legal? And a "extra full" for turkeys? Whats TSS?
Hold on! I bought a "30 odd 6" and this box says "30 dash zero 6" is that the same? And I see like 100 different boxes from "winchester, federal, hornady, and names I can't even pronounce " but this box has a deer on it! Is that OK?
What?! Theres different "bullets" and "bullet weights"!?! And a "Nosler 150 gr ballistic tip" will fly different than a "150 grain Hornady SST?" And I should try different types to see what my "gun likes"? And theres 165, 180, 220 "grains"?!?
Oh, and I need a "base" "rings" and a "scope"?
Why is this "Bushnell" so much cheaper than this "Nightforce"? They have the same numbers on the box?!
Oh! Stay away from Leupold, Vortex they "dont hold zero" (what does that mean?)--got it! (I dont got it.)
Oh! So only shoot a "Tikka 223" with 77 grain TMK bullets, with a SFWA scope, UM Rings and a RokStock and I can kill everything on the planet!??! Well $hit!!! Why the F didnt you just say so!?!?!
I could go on and on.....
See what I mean......
Mentor. Period.