Are you "country"!

[Amos Keeto]

For 18 years, I thought cornbread was angel food cake!

George "Goober" Lindsey (of Andy Griffith fame) said when he was a kid, if they didn't have anything to do, they'd get on top of the garage and throw dirt dauber nests at the Watkins man!

 

[survivalistd]

 

[Upstatepe]

Shooot yeah

 

[chancey]

For the most part anyone that answers this, myself included are not. Real country folk aren’t browsing Rokslide and responding to dumb questions like this…

 

[Truck24hr]

I'm watching John Wayne on TV, and still screw in the light bulb for light here in the living room.

Does that count?

 

[Fatcamp]

Surrounded by dogs and cornfields.

Not country.

 

[chancey]

I'm watching John Wayne on TV, and still screw in the light bulb for light here in the living room.

Does that count?

Nope, just means you need to learn how to wire in a light switch!

 

[EastHumboldt]

You might be a redneck if: You post “Are you country?” on Rokslide…..

 

[jayhawk]

Bro. We talk about the style and fit of premium clothes, how we smell in the woods, and our diet when camping. It’s more gay than country around here.

 

[fngTony]

Bro. We talk about the style and fit of premium clothes, how we smell in the woods, and our diet when camping and manscaping. It’s more gay than country around here.

Fify

 

[NRA4LIFE]

Your country/redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
Your country/redneck if you've ever butchered a deer in a hotel bathtub.

 

[Huntin Fool]

Your country/redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
Your country/redneck if you've ever butchered a deer in a hotel bathtub.

What kind of redneck stays in a hotel?

 

[chancey]

Your country/redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
Your country/redneck if you've ever butchered a deer in a hotel bathtub.

Country and redneck are much different. Although there are country rednecks and rednecks that are country…

 

[K9kodi]

Bailing wire is your duct tape

You plan vacations around calving season

 

[IDVortex]

I watch Yellowstone and dress up as a cowboy when I go to MT. Im as country as one gets.

 

[Wizzum]

I would not consider myself country

 

[Amos Keeto]

Bailing wire is your duct tape

You plan vacations around calving season

Plan vacations after a crop harvest.

 

[Sccritterkiller]

Your country/redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
Your country/redneck if you've ever butchered a deer in a hotel bathtub.

Never a deer but have debonded a few elk quarters in the hotel bathroom before the trip home...
Never been too drunk to fish.

 

[ChrisA]

Your country/redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
Your country/redneck if you've ever butchered a deer in a hotel bathtub.

Does a 40.5 lb flathead catfish in my apartment tub count?

 

[huntsman22]

As close as I get.....