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lyingflatlander
Lil-Rokslider
Alright, my own story. 4 years ago we bought a house on the edge of the suburbs that’s next to a dairy farm. We had noticed a hen turkey that was always around the neighborhood but would waltz through the back yard in her travels. Well for a week she would walk to the back with intent, in the late afternoon she would fly low to the ground just to land in the back. I should add the back 1/2 acre is wooded and borders a pasture. Well, one day I walk back there just aimlessly looking at the ground and walked up to a clump of blackberry bushes maybe 8 feet in diameter. Suddenly a bunch of little brown things scatter on the ground at the base of the blackberries. My mind registers mice, but within a second this angry hen turkey jumps up from the back of the bushes like a mean rooster chicken that doesn’t want you around his hens. She’s flapping at me head level with her feet in front of her trying to scare me off. Mind you she has caught me completely off guard, so I yell and swat at her but she’s out of reach. She hits the ground 4 or 5 times only to jump up again flapping and trying to gouge my eyes out. So here’s me yelling and swinging looking like a damn fool, until were about 20 feet from the chicks when she drops down and starts running through the lawn to the front yard. So now I’m mad as hell and running after her to ring her neck. We make it to the front before I realize I fell for her routine. So I walk back to the house through the open attached overhead garage door. Would you believe she walked up to the garage door and began to pace back and forth just outside the door looking for me? She then lost interest and ran to the back. I slowly followed and she was gone. Never to be seen again.
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