An old guy problem

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This is a little wierd but -- I am currently on farxiga which causes frequent urination events. Often with little warning.

With this in mind, I often struggle with finding the zipper tab on my pants under my chaps and handgun. I am going to try a paper clip but am open to any reasonable suggestions.
 

Bugger

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Damn that’s a bummer. First thing that comes to mind tho is one of those zipper pull tabs that are on jacket/backpack zippers. Would probably last longer and be more comfortable than a paper clip
 

bwidrick

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Sorry man...the first time I read this I had to wonder what you were planning to use the paper clip on...pinching it off or something else 😂. Gave me a good laugh. On a serious note, I'd recommend the same as above...zipper pull tab. You can get them on Amazon.
 

Caseknife

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Be damn glad you are not wearing those Navy 13 button woolies, that was tough when I was a teenager.

Just had an idea, have a seamstress sew a fly into your pants kind of like briefs, no buttons just an overlap. Could get a bit risqué or cold at times though.
 

rayporter

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Be damn glad you are not wearing those Navy 13 button woolies, that was tough when I was a teenager.

Just had an idea, have a seamstress sew a fly into your pants kind of like briefs, no buttons just an overlap. Could get a bit risqué or cold at times though.
how about adding velcro to the fly?
 
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Thanks guys! I used your trends, dug into my old boxes and found a gold pocket watch chain and trimmed it to fit. It works great.
 

wyosam

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Man I miss the good old days of not having to think too much about taking a piss. It was rough this summer when I realized I cant reliably pee off the side of my boat without getting it on the gunnels.


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