An old guy problem

[Pony Soldier]

This is a little wierd but -- I am currently on farxiga which causes frequent urination events. Often with little warning.

With this in mind, I often struggle with finding the zipper tab on my pants under my chaps and handgun. I am going to try a paper clip but am open to any reasonable suggestions.

 

[Bugger]

Damn that’s a bummer. First thing that comes to mind tho is one of those zipper pull tabs that are on jacket/backpack zippers. Would probably last longer and be more comfortable than a paper clip

 

[bwidrick]

Sorry man...the first time I read this I had to wonder what you were planning to use the paper clip on...pinching it off or something else . Gave me a good laugh. On a serious note, I'd recommend the same as above...zipper pull tab. You can get them on Amazon.

 

[digger]

Zip tie,,,,don’t ask how I know

 

[Caseknife]

Be damn glad you are not wearing those Navy 13 button woolies, that was tough when I was a teenager.

Just had an idea, have a seamstress sew a fly into your pants kind of like briefs, no buttons just an overlap. Could get a bit risqué or cold at times though.

 

[Jethro]

Zipper pulls cheap from Amazon.

 

[rayporter]

Be damn glad you are not wearing those Navy 13 button woolies, that was tough when I was a teenager.

Just had an idea, have a seamstress sew a fly into your pants kind of like briefs, no buttons just an overlap. Could get a bit risqué or cold at times though.

how about adding velcro to the fly?

 

[Pony Soldier]

Thanks guys! I used your trends, dug into my old boxes and found a gold pocket watch chain and trimmed it to fit. It works great.

 

[E.Shell]

Thanks guys! I used your trends, dug into my old boxes and found a gold pocket watch chain and trimmed it to fit. It works great.

And probably with considerably less pinching than the paper clip.

 

[wyosam]

Man I miss the good old days of not having to think too much about taking a piss. It was rough this summer when I realized I cant reliably pee off the side of my boat without getting it on the gunnels.


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[yfarm]

Man I miss the good old days of not having to think too much about taking a piss. It was rough this summer when I realized I cant reliably pee off the side of my boat without getting it on the gunnels.


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Can be fixed, had it done a year ago, pee like I did at 30. Outpatient office, local anesthesia. Worst part was the catheter for 2 days. Rezume.

 

[flathead#2]

I get it.
I once had to have an immediate "purge", but my hands were
so cold/numb I couldnt feel the button and zipper.
Bout crapped all over my self.
Someone mentioned zip tie. That sounds about right.

 

[rayporter]

laffn

gold chain for something important

i do understand the problem.