2 weeks from desert sheep opener.

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That could be a real shit blizzard.

I thought a storm on that side of Mexico would be called a typhoon or cyclone or something other than hurricane? Am I remembering that wrong, or did they change it at the same time they started naming winter storms?

They changed it awhile back.
 
I can see it in my mind:

“Punched tag. huge Ram. Nearly killed my guide. My canyon had me in such good shape he couldn’t. Keep up. 309 yards with 60 year old .270. 48 mph crosswind. Sun in my eyes. Had to point it out to my guide, never saw it. Haters can suck it. Hurricane blizzard a white out and a flood. All at once. Three men carried off mountain by guides. In hospital. On to mulie tag. Only shooting booner.”
 
I can see it in my mind:

“Punched tag. huge Ram. Nearly killed my guide. My canyon had me in such good shape he couldn’t. Keep up. 309 yards with 60 year old .270. 48 mph crosswind. Sun in my eyes. Had to point it out to my guide, never saw it. Haters can suck it. Hurricane blizzard a white out and a flood. All at once. Three men carried off mountain by guides. In hospital. On to mulie tag. Only shooting booner.”
Grammar is too good.
 
No, no, no. There will be no excuses accepted. He assured us at least 69 times that he "WILL punch this tag"
He already set that stage somewhere saying, "out of respect for the animal".


Shots fired and the figurative "I punched my tag" is no doubt in play.
 
I know I know.
You just know this hurricane coming is gonna really spice up the story. It’s like a Hollywood film now

Didnt he tell you? His whole life has been a Hollywood film ready to be made. The problem, is it will be a 9 hour EPIC with 3 intermissions and those Jackwagon Idiots in hollywood just don’t get it
 
"I double lunged my ram and he was dead right there. It was so steep he rolled a half mile downhill. There was so much rain and snow the skid disappeared. I made the decision to punch my tag out of respect for my ROAL, and called off the search due to safety. Someone died last year on this hunt. Video didn't. work. Was two windy. Guide said that ROAL is #1 on their hit list and is going to donate a replica mount for trophy room. I have an. Extensive trophy. Room. None of our does are in there. That's popoluten control not trophy. I gave the bio peeps my address when they find ROAL. They know their stuff. Might go back in a few years when hurricane blizzard is over and search. Other hunters tried to buy my rifle. One guide did two. Also, guide saw me poop and called the other guides over. They all said it was the biggest they'd ever sawl and that is next level tuffness. Didn't. Stink. Either. Out of respect for my ROAL I punched my deer tag and am retiring. Can't. Take two many booners out of the jene pool. Going to be a tuff planting season. Arboriculturist said not a lot of peeps. Can. Do it. He saw my farm. 500'. "
 
"I double lunged my ram and he was dead right there. It was so steep he rolled a half mile downhill. There was so much rain and snow the skid disappeared. I made the decision to punch my tag out of respect for my ROAL, and called off the search due to safety. Someone died last year on this hunt. Video didn't. work. Was two windy. Guide said that ROAL is #1 on their hit list and is going to donate a replica mount for trophy room. I have an. Extensive trophy. Room. None of our does are in there. That's popoluten control not trophy. I gave the bio peeps my address when they find ROAL. They know their stuff. Might go back in a few years when hurricane blizzard is over and search. Other hunters tried to buy my rifle. One guide did two. Also, guide saw me poop and called the other guides over. They all said it was the biggest they'd ever sawl and that is next level tuffness. Didn't. Stink. Either. Out of respect for my ROAL I punched my deer tag and am retiring. Can't. Take two many booners out of the jene pool. Going to be a tuff planting season. Arboriculturist said not a lot of peeps. Can. Do it. He saw my farm. 500'. "
Much better. Now wait 15-20 minutes for no one to respond and post another version of it.
 
He already set that stage somewhere saying, "out of respect for the animal".


Shots fired and the figurative "I punched my tag" is no doubt in play.

Well, I hope he didn’t forget his hole punch tool; that would just ruin everything…..

Must have missed that on all the packing lists I’ve seen
 

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I can't wait until the story comes out in an old issue of Outdoor Life.

Didn't you hear there's a magazine just about him. Just came out. Didn't start at issue one. Starts at issue 270 in honor of the Finger of G 65 year old super grade model 70 that's taken 3000+ animals with leupold, never lost zero. Barrel not shot out. Just breaking in good.whiteout.jpg
 
Today is the 2 week mark. Let the hunt begin..

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