You arent that much fun to hunt with are you?If this is in fact a serious inquiry, like you said. I'd suggest you stay at home and watch elk hunting videos on you tube.
They’re called “bear hands” for a reason! Show thyself a man and use them the way God intended. You don’t need no yuppy bear spray or any lame tactical pistol. Just some good old fashion grit…. Then maybe you’ll at least die with some dignity.So , I have a question. If we encounter a Grizz on our elk hunt next month, what is the best strategy. I will have my chest rig handgun of course. But , from what ive heard, i will be lucky to get one or two shots off before the bear gets on top of me. I know a little jitz from watching UFC for many years. Should I try a triangle choke? Maybe keep in my guard for a minute until I can get my knife out and stab im in the gizzard? How about just carrying a bigger knife and charge the bear like brad pitt at the end of Legends of The Fall? You think it would just run off from the shock of me charging it? Or would it just be better to spray myself with bear spray and hope it doesnt like the taste of it on my body? This is a serious inquiry. I want to be prepared.
Ya' ever seen video of a Lion afterward eating the intestines out of an animal it killed?My defense is to $hit my pants and the smell should repel him, or at least make him regret eating me.
Something to keep in mind ...Ya' ever seen video of a Lion afterward eating the intestines out of an animal it killed?
They know to purse their lips together tightly while they pull-in those intestines such that it smooshes out the fecal matter while they're doing it.
I have to imagine a bear would probably know how to do the same thing.