WOW that was invigorating!!!

[conley417]

Bidets a are very common in Europe and Asia. You'll also find them in high-end hotels overseas.
The upgrade models offer heated water, pressure adjustment, air dry, light and deodorizer.

How does this relate to a hunting/ gun forum? Only thing I saw in common was "Lazer Precision". lol

Easier to hunt with a clean butt!

 

[BroccoliRob]

I like the bidet seat I got. I dont really use less toilet paper but I feel much cleaner. I have having to poop other places now, just dont get that clean feeling.

This has been my exact experience as well. TP use hasn't gone down significantly, but the bidet does actually get my keister clean - no more sweaty stank-ass in the summer!

 

[flatlanderhuffandpuff]

The say the prostate is an erogenous zone.

If you get to the prostate you took a wrong turn at the sphincter.

 

[MattB]

If you get to the prostate you took a wrong turn at the sphincter.

Or you have really good water pressure.

 

[2531usmc]

First one I ever saw or used was in a hotel in Japan. Damn thing had more buttons and switches than an airplane cockpit

 

[DenverCountryBoy]

First one I ever saw or used was in a hotel in Japan. Damn thing had more buttons and switches than an airplane cockpit

Did it have the three shells?

 

[.270]

One time I used an outhouse near the shore of the lake, the wind was blowing straight up the chute. That wind was enough for me, I will pass on warm water.

 

[full choke]

My old man used to say about his bidet…“You wouldn’t get peanut butter out of shag carpet with a dry rag, would ya?”

I misread bidet as Biden...

 

[aussie9]

Lived in Thailand for quite some time.
The "Bum Gun" (short hose with trigger hose nozzle), was to go to everywhere. Only needed a couple of squares of dunny paper to dry off and that paper went into a bin.
I always thought it made us, with miles of paper in an attempt to clean up and a shit tonne of water to flush all the paper away pretty primitive.


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[5MilesBack]

I've never understood how or why anyone would want to spend more than a minute in the bathroom. Dump the truck, wipe, and go. Using a bidet would just add more time wiping and drying off to that. I had a roommate in college that would spend 30 minutes every single time in there. What on earth do people do for that long?

 

[TomJoad]

I've never understood how or why anyone would want to spend more than a minute in the bathroom. Dump the truck, wipe, and go. Using a bidet would just add more time wiping and drying off to that. I had a roommate in college that would spend 30 minutes every single time in there. What on earth do people do for that long?

Do we really need to spell this one out for you??

 

[Pikespeak]

Completely random thought but apparently a lot of cancer is caused by repeated irritation to a particular area. For example, supposedly tobacco doesn't cause lip cancer, the repeated irritation of the same spot does. So if you stuck paper in your lip all day for years you would get cancer.

So...if I wipe my ass everyday for years with shitty TP do I increase my chance for anal cancer? And if so, is a bidet the solution? Science needs to know.

 

[crossfox21]

HA HA! My wife asked for the same. She loves it...that is now "her" bathroom. I won't touch the thing...kinda creepy

 

[hh76]

What is "creepy" about using water to wash?

 

[5MilesBack]

Do we really need to spell this one out for you??

Apparently. Folks used to take the newspaper in with them. These days it's probably just their phone. Either way, long times in the bathroom are the last things I want.

 

[nodakian]

Apparently. Folks used to take the newspaper in with them.

As kids my grandparents used the prior year's Sears or Montgomery Ward catalogs. Education, environmental responsibility through recycling, and character development through pain, all at the same time. Oh for the good old days.

 

[tyler75]

As long as it’s not spraying too hard, it sure feels good cooling the boys down on a hot summer day here in Az


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[Btaylor]

Apparently. Folks used to take the newspaper in with them. These days it's probably just their phone. Either way, long times in the bathroom are the last things I want.

I'm sure you know the sayin, shake it more than twice and you're playin with it. Could you hear Eddie Money coming from the bathroom, sha,sha,sha, shakin.

 

[Whisky]

I've never understood how or why anyone would want to spend more than a minute in the bathroom. Dump the truck, wipe, and go. Using a bidet would just add more time wiping and drying off to that. I had a roommate in college that would spend 30 minutes every single time in there. What on earth do people do for that long?

I'm reading your post right now. If that makes you feel better.

 

[5MilesBack]

I'm reading your post right now. If that makes you feel better.

Whatever floats your boat......