WOW that was invigorating!!!

[Tyrock]

So... my wife came home from home depot with a bidet and says "we use way too much toilet paper and I thought this would be cool. Can you install it for me?" I thought happy wife/happy life and so I did. Then I thought, I wonder what this thing is like? So I sat down and tried it. She hears me yelling WHOOO! Through the house and come running in. Its pretty cool but we need some warmer water and I am telling you the thing has laser precision. I'm not sure if I like it or not.

 

[Chuckybmd]

Haha you must like it, or you wouldn’t be posting lol. Need to do the same at my place.

 

[TomJoad]

 

[MattB]

The say the prostate is an erogenous zone.

 

[packer58]

Don't like it too much or your wife will put a timer on the bathroom door .......

 

[Bubblehide]

They make units that heat the water. I installed one in my place due to an at the time, upcoming shoulder surgery, it turned out to be a smart idea as I was unable to use my normal wiping hand for a bit.

 

[thinhorn_AK]

I always wanted to install one of those kitchen sink dish sprayers on my toilet. Some countries in SE Asia have those on every toilet. They are great.

The only time they suck is when you’re sleeping in an air conditioned room and you go back to bed with a wet butt. It’s totally worth it though.

 

[Travis907]

I’m just glad no action photos have showed up yet on this forum!

 

[mtnwrunner]

Never know what post may show up on the slide.......

Randy

 

[Johnboy]

This reminds me of a Conan episode years ago when Andy Richter was his sidekick. Andy had recently returned from a trip to Europe where he stayed in a hotel with a bidet. He described noticing its curious "accuracy" and attempting to trick its aim by moving the "target," only for it to hit another "bullseye". I lolled.

 

[MuleyFever]

I like the bidet seat I got. I dont really use less toilet paper but I feel much cleaner. I have having to poop other places now, just dont get that clean feeling.

 

[rtkbowhunter]

 

[doc holiday13]

I have the add-on wand on one of my toilets.. I like it. It does cut down on scrubbing the butt after a blowout. generally wiping is to dry off the butthole

 

[mlgc20]

And if you're not using one in the backcountry, you are missing out. Wet and wild!

 

[Wrench]

 

[Bluumoon]

For next level experience add the squatty potty

 

[hh76]

Bidet seat was one of my best purchases in our home. I can't believe I was trying to clean dry for so long.

I don't mind the cold water. For the most part, I don't use it long enough to get past the room temp water stored in the piping. When I do, it's kind of refreshing.

 

[passinggas33]

My old man used to say about his bidet…“You wouldn’t get peanut butter out of shag carpet with a dry rag, would ya?”

 

[Maki35]

Bidets a are very common in Europe and Asia. You'll also find them in high-end hotels overseas.
The upgrade models offer heated water, pressure adjustment, air dry, light and deodorizer.

How does this relate to a hunting/ gun forum? Only thing I saw in common was "Lazer Precision". lol

 

[Blackbird69]

My old man used to say about his bidet…“You wouldn’t get peanut butter out of shag carpet with a dry rag, would ya?”

That's an awful image that unfortunately I have in my head now.