Worst song lyric

[timekiller13]

Lots of stupid songs out there. But, by far, the dumbest song line ever is the Beatles “Come Together.”

“He’s got feet down below his knee.”


What the actual frick??


For the record I think the Beatles are the most overrated band ever.



EVER.

 

[HiMtnHntr]

"All we are is dust in the wind" - Kansas

Speak for yourself bro...

 

[Scrappy]

It will get stuck in your head.

 

[lane44]

The whole damn Applebee's song.

This

 

[Vaultman]

You country guys having a hard time finding good music should check out the likes of Dan and Shay, Kane Brown, Cole Swindell, and Sam Hunt.

Uhhhhhh???

 

[Dougosarks]

Don’t forget this lyrical gem….

“Out where the corn rows grow, row, row my boat
Floatin' down the Flint River
Catch us up a little catfish dinner
Gonna sound like a winner”

I can't stand that song

 

[Rock-o]

Lots of stupid songs out there. But, by far, the dumbest song line ever is the Beatles “Come Together.”

“He’s got feet down below his knee.”


What the actual frick??

Ah man, this is awkward for you, sorry. Only we blessed men understand. We're hung... it goes feet below our knees.

 

[Tony Blundetto]

"Cause the biggest things in life are your friends and family
And I like my jeans and my old t-shirts
And a couple extra pounds never really hurt
'Cause a country boy is all I'll ever be" - Aaron Lewis, Country Boy

 

[dmoto]

"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail. I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror and so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale. As long as she'll buy me a new Zebco I don't care if she's built like a blue whale. " - Roger Alan Wade

 

[Tony Blundetto]

“It's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you” - Ted Nugent, Jailbait

 

[Jeffro1991]

Armadillos keep digging holes in my backyard. Been stuck in my head for weeks

 

[awbowhunter]

What's "modern country" songs?

Listen to Hank Jr. Haggard, Willie, George Jones, George Strait, Waylon Jennings,
Alabama....then listen to something that just came out...easy to see where things went wrong.. lol

 

[bsnedeker]

Listen to Hank Jr. Haggard, Willie, George Jones, George Strait, Waylon Jennings,
Alabama....then listen to something that just came out...easy to see where things went wrong.. lol

It's been a steep decline since Garth Brooks blew up and people realized you could make a crap load of money off pop country.

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[505Wapiti]

Every line in Cardi B’s WAP. Pure garbage. Grumpy old man shakes fist at sky!

 

[roadrunner]

Listen to Hank Jr. Haggard, Willie, George Jones, George Strait, Waylon Jennings,
Alabama....then listen to something that just came out...easy to see where things went wrong.. lol

You mean recent country songs...

 

[Vaultman]

Heard Toby Keith on my drive today (Every Dog has it's day") and reminded me I forgot one...


"...Fat dog, skinny dog, little itty bitty dog
Hot dog, kurd dog, weenie dog, bird dog, hound dog
Cow dog, bow wow wow dog, wonder dog, barkin' dog
Chasing' parked car dog
Every dog has it's day dog..."

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Check out some of David Allen Coe. Some pretty rank stuff.

 

[Jauwater]

Some rap lyrics are dumb but here are a few that at least made me chuckle.

Biggy Smalls "Hit you with the d**k, make your kidneys shift"

Tech N9ne "Keep it bare, I promise I'll never tear that kitten"

Kanye "Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan"

One that made me chuckle

2Chainz - Put a fat rabbit on the craftmatic



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[TheGDog]

Check out some of David Allen Coe. Some pretty rank stuff.

I'm surprised I haven't heard any cancel culture BS about that guy. He's got some extremely racist stuff. Apparently stuff he did back in the day tends to be more that way?

 

[sneaky]

I'm surprised I haven't heard any cancel culture BS about that guy. He's got some extremely racist stuff. Apparently stuff he did back in the day tends to be more that way?

Think I'll put on some David Allen Coe and watch Blazing Saddles. From a time when people weren't sissies.

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