Home Owners Association. Be glad you don’t know.
It’s basically a handful of the most miserable, self important human beings it would ever be your displeasure to deal with, gleefully imposing their will on people that were stupid enough not to read the rules and regulations of the development they purchased a home in. They pleasure themselves to the thought of handing out citations for offenses such as your house being the wrong shade of beige. The Secret Police of the cul du sac.
