What do you want from your woman?

[6mm Remington]

Has anybody mentioned a high quality knife? Whether it be pocket, hip, machete style etc. Most of my guy friends won't spend the money needed for a high quality knife. A great knife is one of the finer things in life.

We were thinking the same thing!!

 

[5811]

This is simultaneously one of the horniest and most wholesome threads I have seen on RS.

 

[Mojave]

That and a photo shoot in ours.

She always tells me the next wife can do that.

 

[Mojave]

We were thinking the same thing!!

Most guys have 20-40 knives. I do. I'd be happier if I got to pick out the scales and liners.

 

[KenLee]

She always tells me the next wife can do that.

I've had that get old quick to 4 wives. Potential #5 is still hanging in there

 

[Mojave]

She is the 2nd one, neither one did. Maybe #3.

I don't have sons, but if I did I would give them better advice. On a list of things you should expect and require. Not really the place for it, but I am sure you get the drift.

 

[KHNC]

I wanted the last one to LEAVE! She finally did. Pretty much had to throw her out. Current one, I want to stay.

 

[Mcfish]

Most guys have 20-40 knives. I do. I'd be happier if I got to pick out the scales and liners.

If you have 20-40 high quality knives, you're doing pretty darn good.

 

[doc holiday13]

Get him a Gransfors Bruk Small Forest Axe. He might not know that he needs one, but he does.

My wife got me one of these for christmas we're on year 4

 

[robcollins]

money for dog stuff would be my perfect gift

1. Quit feeding the dog off of her plate
2. Quit buying her stuffed animals that she wants to shred and playing tug-o-war and keep away
3. Quit tying bows on and buying the dog outfits.

I let her name her "Lola" (instead of "Butch") and conceded to Golden Doodle instead of some high powered pedigreed purebred gun dog...

Maybe take the 20 ga and dove hunt with us? (Not cold, I make great field lunches, walking isn't as hard as pheasant...)

I could use an e-collar, but my (frequently undermined) training has gotten her working pretty well...

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[KenLee]

I've had that get old quick to 4 wives. Potential #5 is still hanging in there

My relationship with 1 and 2 ruined my son on marriage, I'm sad to admit. He's almost 35 and never been married.. and no grandkids for me. Wish I'd done better. That's why I try to keep borrowed midgets in the woods and on the lake. I don't have any midgets.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Always been the same thing.

 

[Greyinggrayling]

What do I want?

1. Time to myself

2. I would gladly take hookers, or a threesome but she has ugly friends. and she'll hold all of it over my head.

3. Mine doens't hunt, so to quit bitching about me hunting.

4. For her to learn to cook

5. For her to stop buying shit no one eats including her (frozen veg)

6. For her to stop buying organic things that don' tneed to be organic. Like salt. Salt is an element it isn't farmed so how the hell is it organic?

7. More Blaser rifles.

8. For her to actually take care of her car in any kind of positive fashion. $50,000 Toyota mini-van. Clean it out.

9. Find a sitter and walk around the house wearing pantyhose and high heels and nothing else.

10. To not have my hunts and fishing trips cancelled by appointments, especially when I give her the dates.

 

[KenLee]

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Probably me also, but my response #43 remains a really good answer to your question, as in my multiple relationships over 4 decades, I've finally learned what is important to relationship health. Yee-haaaaw!!!

 

[Greyinggrayling]

Probably me also, but my response #43 remains a really good answer to your question, as in my multiple relationships over 4 decades, I've finally learned what is important to relationship health. Yee-haaaaw!!!

I thought yours was one of the best

 

[Greyinggrayling]

I think I have it figured out. I have a couple of months so enough time to get it well organized.
My husband is a special man. I am not an easy person to get along with sometimes. He may not read me well all the time, but he does most times and puts up with my bipolar crapathons.

 

[KenLee]

" I am not an easy person to get along with sometimes. "
Amen Sister! That's 99% of us.

 

[7LRM]

I want to be single again!

 

[BAKPAKR]

I want to be single again!

You could always try coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of perfume all over you, meet your wife at the door, and say, "You're next, chubby."

 

[Jcvr]

I don't know your dynamics and what kind of relationship you guys have, but for me and my wife when we want do away with the pressure of getting/giving each other gifts for an occasion we opt for an experience together.

Experiences are always better than gifts or a card or cake, imo.

Pick six places/concerts/activities you guys want to do, number them and literally roll the dice to chose where/what you're doing.

Thats how we decided on where to go for our honeymoon.

This! My GF and I have a similar thing going on. Works great IMO and definitely helps take the stress out of trying to figure out a gift.