LMAO!!! I like both, but I'd been digging fresh holes if I ate either in the back country! However, sounds like this camp probably didn't even have TP. Woulda sacrificed a shirt sleeve or a couple pockets.Three packs of ramen......what was the guide and outfitter eating? And was he going to bring in new packs each day? Ya, that's messed up. I don't eat egg Mcmuffins even when they're hot and fresh. Now Burger King bacon Croissan'wiches are another story. I would have stayed, but negotiated a new deal.