Wallop VS Authority. What’s the difference?

[TNKnoxville]

My wife wallops me with authority when I tell her I'm buying a new rifle!

 

[WhatToHunt]

My wife wallops me with authority when I tell her I'm buying a new rifle!

I read the first six words and thought you were going in a VERY different direction. Unless you buying rifles is a good and sexy thing in her eyes?
Gotta go to church for confession now, will check back in later after my soul is cleansed.

 

[EastHumboldt]

My wife wallops me with authority when I tell her I'm buying a new rifle!

What is she wearing when said walloping occurs?

BTW I’m throwing whattohunt under the bus here cuz he started it. My ability to restrain myself under such circumstances is exactly zero, and everyone knows it.

 

[WhatToHunt]

 

[TNKnoxville]

Nothing but a Kryptek nightgown and Schnee boots

 

[TNKnoxville]

You are forgiven, as penance you must watch 1 hour of Ron Spomer Podcasts! May the Wallop be with you!

 

[Gstew1930]

This is so good

 

[DangerRanger]

Authority comes from frontal diameter and can exist without wallop, wallop comes from taking something with authority and adding more velocity.

 

[kelly1]

John Cougar wisely stated:authority allways wins

 

[BlackTail]