WALLOP - An Origin Story

I think in a time of marginally performing bullets it may have mattered. So much of what we believe today stems from corrosive gunpowder’s stocks designed for open sites and bullets with unreliable, poor mechanical performance. so much of this industry is designed around what granddad told Pappy and Pappy told me with no recognition of the innovation in between.
 
He also references that he was not allowed to carry a sidearm during the hunt because of local regulations. I’m guessing there were other weapon restrictions as well.
 
Wallop was used long before that.

Two million animals a year in North America have been taken with old school wallop. You may not like it, but it works.

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I think in a time of marginally performing bullets it may have mattered. So much of what we believe today stems from corrosive gunpowder’s stocks designed for open sites and bullets with unreliable, poor mechanical performance. so much of this industry is designed around what granddad told Pappy and Pappy told me with no recognition of the innovation in between.
I'm not so sure. This is W.D.M. Bells take, 1900s time frame. The last sentence is the real key though.
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Wallop was used long before that.

Two million animals a year in North America have been taken with old school wallop. You may not like it, but it works.

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I can't read that last paragraph without JVB's voice in my head. Between the word choice and the phrasing/ellipsis, it's a funny example of the style he has become a parody of, and why he appeals to who he does.
 
This explains everything - it comes from an unscientific, antiquated Old French word: https://www.etymonline.com/word/wallop

I'll bet we wouldn't be in this situation if the Germans had just invented a way more scientific 7 syllable mashup of 4 words for it, that just made everyone want to quantify it all. Like, Knocksendeshitzenfaktor, or something.
Dikkenzedurtfaktor….Geschmakkenzeit… Assubertenkuppen
 
Once the official wallop scale is approved the hunting community will come to agreement that 7mm rem mag is the minimum for deer and 338 win mag for elk.
 
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