The Kanab Kurse

[Brandon Pattison]

I just had a 'nearly shit myself' experience
Got that feeling of fury. Grabd s paper, untied, climbd dwn, got excited as i was undoin my trou only to realize my suspenders were under 4 layer, binos, gloves and release. NOT cool.

 

[Brandon Pattison]

There must have been a logjam down river from that Via & hazelnut creamer I bonged this morning.

 

[swat8888]

I refuse to wear suspenders ever again for that very reason.

 

[dotman]

Haha!

 

[BuckSnort]

I'm just glad there are no pics in this thread...lol

 

[broncoformudv]

I'm just glad there are no pics in this thread...lol

X2!

 

[Slim Jim]

Just cut them off or get to a creek and do some old school laundry

 

[sanchomaes]

Via and Hazlenut is nearly instant in my books. Haha

 

[First Lite]

I can relate

We should probably put a warning label on the suspenders. Even when things happen at a slower rate you have to make sure that the suspenders don't end up falling on debris. We believe the suspenders are a good tool, but must be used with caution.

 

[SDHNTR]

Throw some Copenhagen on top of that caffine and it gets me too. I had a similar experience with a pair of Sitka pants a few years ago. Pulled off the suspenders, ripped the pants down and had to get to business in a hurry. Lets just say the suspenders were in the way. My buddy said those pants were no longer Sitkas, but Shitkas.

 

[Brandon Pattison]

Awesome. Yeah, you learn the tricks of the trade from Carhartt bibs and porta johns on the jobsite. Usually a guy this late in the game knows the ropes but who doesn't wait until the last minute? I gave up the Cope for Griz but it works in the same manner.

Two weeks ago I hit a deer going to work and headed into the cornfield while waiting on the cop. It sux getn up an hour early for hunting just to blow mud.

 

[Brandon Pattison]

I did undue one front latch but realized that the back portion would not be feasible to rehook.

 

[bbrown]

A buddy had a similar problem except it was Sitka 90% bibs. He was able to get everything off ok - it was the small tug he felt on the suspenders during the act. To make things worse, the supenders then sabotaged him by redirecting said "log" directly under foot where it was promptly stepped on. The look of utter disgust on his face when he made his way back to where I was waiting was priceless. The only problem was I was too busy dry heaving and laughing at the same time...

 

[evan williams]

Ditched my suspenders right away just bc of that!!!

 

[Brandon Pattison]

I still use and love the suspenders.

 

[DWarcher]

Recipie for success:
1. Drop your pants
2. Squat
3. Hook the suspenders on your bino's eyepiece
4. Take care of your business

Yep, it's just that easy

 

[2rocky]

they don't call them "SHITKA gear" for nothin'...

What will the hotshot name be for the old standard this year?

 

[cmeier117]

Is thread really about what I think it's about....

 

[Brandon Pattison]

Like a Snuggie! Anyone ever see the three-legged video?

 

[BuckSnort]

Like a Snuggie! Anyone ever see the three-legged video?

Yoe mean "The Snuggie D- Lux"? lmao