Swamp Ass

[MLHSN]

Baby lotion or baby powder, couple of my friends would always complain about swamp ass and started using powder a long time ago and it worked, so I thought lotion would prob work too. Put it on "down there" after you get out of the shower and it works all day. You can also apply it after you've been effected, works great, some of the best relief you'll ever get.

Icy hot works great on monkey butt

 

[rodney482]

Monkey butt powder

 

[Aron Snyder]

I'm not sure if I should post this, but with the title it has, people opening the thread should expect it!
[video=youtube;dpqShViVL_Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqShViVL_Y[/video]

 

[nflesher]

I try to aviod getting it all together by wearing UA boxer briefs, or some other merino/synthetic underwear. If I do get it, gold bond works amazing, and letting your boys air out after a shower.

 

[Jdog]

Not exactly the same but similar...this thread is legit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_7ZyRB3-X7A

 

[DeepMauka]

Ditch the boxers all together. Undergarments are overrated and a waste of laundry.

 

[CritterGetter]

Preparation H wipes! Thats all I use anymore. Haven't had the slightest case of Monkey Butt since I started using them! I love to wipe my feet down with them at the end of the day too. They are like magic. However, don't use them on your face, makes ya squinty eyed...

 

[BigSurArcher]

Why not just roll with it, and chalk it up as being cheaper than air conditioning?

 

[Lukem]

I had bronchitis the second week of June. Had a course of nasty antibiotics that took care of everything in my system. Everything. Even the good ones. I've been in Category IV misery since...

 

[Sunspot]

I had bronchitis the second week of June. Had a course of nasty antibiotics that took care of everything in my system. Everything. Even the good ones. I've been in Category IV misery since...

Take acidophilus...yogurt takes too long.

 

[tstowater]

I had bronchitis the second week of June. Had a course of nasty antibiotics that took care of everything in my system. Everything. Even the good ones. I've been in Category IV misery since...

That bites. When the antibiotics mess up your gut, you loose a great part of immune system. You will need "good bacteria" to rebuild. Several options available. Sunspot gave one of the suggested option. The sooner, the better.

 

[KMD]

We used to call it 'raccoon azz'.
For already chaffed misc. man part nether regions, I've used A&D ointment for relief. Already had some on hand to try, cuz my tattoo guy recommended applying A&D over freshly inked skin for a few days afterward. Since A&D is marketed toward soothing baby bottoms, I figured to try some on scorched twig & berries/bevis/taint area, and that stuff flat out works...

 

[jmez]

Start with a razor, get rid of the hair. Now we can resurrect the manscaping thread!!

Gold Bond powder or plain Corn Starch.

 

[bullshooter]

Bag Balm! Comes in a green tin can. Saved me on a Montana deer hunt.

 

[cburns17]

For what it's worth, Vaseline was a good preemptive measure. Oil-based lubricants are likely the best option for a beach scenario, as water-soluble lubricants are detrimental to the prevention of swamp ass.

Note: I am blaming the lack of fish in the bay on elevated levels of petroleum jelly in the water. Vaseline should brace it self for litigation.

 

[cwh]

Just mist lightly with windex...

 

[Daniel_M]

You guys haven't experienced swamp ass until you've worn a pair of Simms waders for 30+ hours in 3 days of 80+ temps.

Sweet baby Jesus!

It was almost competitive.

 

[Sunspot]

You guys haven't experienced swamp ass until you've worn a pair of Simms waders for 30+ hours in 3 days of 80+ temps.

Sweet baby Jesus!

It was almost competitive.

The guy on the right has more than swamp ass.

 

[fillthefreezer]

The guy on the right has more than swamp ass.

hahahahahaha

 

[Daniel_M]

That's some funny shit.