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Lil-Rokslider
These guys are so out of touch they can't even make up a realistic story, they're idiots but it makes fun reading
http://www.paradisepost.com/news/ci_20269991/man-claims-attack-by-lion-saved-by-bear
http://www.paradisepost.com/news/ci_20269991/man-claims-attack-by-lion-saved-by-bear