Regional self deprecation

[MuleyFever]

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There should be one that says "Texas, Colorado's Mexico".

 

[survivalistd]

oregon.........full of californians

Oregon had their own before the invasion

 

[survivalistd]

I’ve really got nothing bad to say about Idaho, everything’s awesome here except the cali transplants….

Come on man. I'm sending Newscum then you can say that

 

[EastHumboldt]

Nevada… where the women are strong, men are manly, and the sheep are nervous.

The definition of safe sex in NV: We paint a red X on the sheep that kick!

For awhile Winnemucca had these billboards that read “Winnemucca! 7.2 billion people have never been there!”

Nevada, Our main agricultural products are bullshit and rocks.

 

[OKHunter84]

I live in Louisiana...

We're last in almost everything. Sometimes mississippi edges us out on the suck scale, but not often.

I gripe about humidity here sometimes but down there in LA it's on a whole different level

 

[BasicUtahrd95]

Welcome to Utah! Don’t make eye contact with us or we will invite you to church!

 

[BWSmith]

Virginia is for lovers....

Of anarchy.
Nova writing checks they don't have a chance of cashing.

 

[gbflyer]

Alaska: pay more, get less.


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[Fatcamp]

South Dakota

"Meth, we're on it."

That was an official ad campaign at the state level about tackling the drug issue.

These are the people who run our state.

 

[jayhawk]

Wyoming. Where men are men. And so are the women.

 

[Billogna]

Missouri: If you don't like the weather... just wait a minute...

 

[rtkbowhunter]

Pennsylvania - Where our governor squats on another persons property, builds a fence around, has PA State Police enforce it, forcing a private property owner to sue to get his own land back.

Sorry, just couldn't condense it down to a pithy quote.

 

[cmahoney]

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[Sccritterkiller]

West Virginia
Birthplace of the toothbrush....if it was invented anywhere else it would been called the teethbrush...

South Carolina
Our state bird is the mosquitoe.

 

[CorbLand]

Utah. Where we may have multiple wives but at least they aren’t our sisters.
Or
You know the best thing to come out of Utah? I15 north.
Or
Utah. Where we teach you that God made you perfect the way you are…*checks notes* Utah is the highest plastic surgery rate per capita in the US.

 

[Sccritterkiller]

Utah. Where we may have multiple wives but at least they aren’t our sisters.

If she's not good enough for her own family she ain't good enough for mine.

 

[dr.mooseknuckles]

I think this is more appropriate for South Carolina:
"South Carolina: Ohio and the Northeast's vacation home"
"South Carolina: Everyone's got a cousin from Sumter"