Pizza Crumb Hunters? Non serious, sarcastic post warning

[HighUintas]

Did you arrow them first and then use the rifle? Or rifle first, and then arrow?

And why did you use both? Regulations?




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I needed a side by side comparison of the wound channels. Haha

One was with bow and the other with rifle.

 

[Pharmseller]

I needed a side by side comparison of the wound channels. Haha

One was with bow and the other with rifle.

Well hell, that makes all kinds of sense.




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[eLightfoot]

Every time I go on a backpack hunt I have a ritual. Pre order Mt Mikes Everest size pizza, go get 2 super burritos, stop at gas station, fill up on diesel and buy a bag of Bugler hand roll tobacco.
It’s a 4 hour after work drive so I eat pizza all the way there. Sleep at the trailhead after dinking about 6 beers. Eat pizza for breakfast, shit, drink a gallon of water before hiking in. Pack in whatever pizza is leftover. Burritos stay in the cooler. Shoot a buck early in the trip and you’ll be packing out meat to the truck, eat a burrito and head back in. Second burrito is for the drive home. I don’t even smoke or like other people who smoke. but when I’m free as a bird living in the wilderness it sure is nice to get back to camp at the end of the day and roll one up.

 

[displacedtexan]

I typically arrive late to the parking area and take a hangover pizza/beer $hit next the driver's side door of the truck in the parking lot with the most stickers on his back windshield.

Glad mine are all on the gang box in the bed and not the glass!

 

[Pdzoller]

I love it. I definitely buy a pizza the night before every long hunting trip. The dog an I eat that nasty thing and I chew on tums for two days. After every long trip we always stop at fast food and the dog gets a 20pc nugget.

Also spend too much on gear though.

 

[87TT]

All this talk about food reminded me of three day trip a buddy of mine and I made years ago. we were going fast and hard and kept it simple. we slept on the ground behind the rig. (no tent) His wife who was Mexican made up a BIG batch of homemade burritos. Chunks of slow cooked beef in chilis with homemade refried beans. That's pretty much all we took for food. We had them for breakfast, lunch and dinner for three days. we ate the warmed up at camp and cold on the mountain. The last day we thought we would try something different. We fried them up in butter and washed them down with apple cider. Well.......................lets just say I wouldn't recommend it. I was a lot younger then and it would probably kill me now.

 

[butcherboy]

I guess I’m a hybrid. Some good stuff and some not so good stuff. I don’t brush pizza crumbs off my shirt though. I pick them out of my beard.

 

[diverc18]

Not only that but my brother shot a 5x6 public land Washington white tail last year while vaping and listening to a podcast in his ground blind… I saw one buck that season.

 

[JoeDirt]

I feel attacked

 

[fngTony]

True story, on my way to help pack out a moose I grabbed three pizzas from the Kum&Go. Thought everyone would be happy but all they said was “no beer?”

 

[Drenalin]

Kum&Go

That caught me off guard

 

[Blowdowner]

My binos don’t go in my harness they get tucked behind. Pizza goes in the main compartment.

 

[Nickofthewoods]

True story, on my way to help pack out a moose I grabbed three pizzas from the Kum&Go. Thought everyone would be happy but all they said was “no beer?”

What pizza transporting rig were you running?

 

[IDVortex]

True story, on my way to help pack out a moose I grabbed three pizzas from the Kum&Go. Thought everyone would be happy but all they said was “no beer?”

I mean, if you bring pizza. Can I get your number so if I need help packing out I can give you a call?

 

[fngTony]

What pizza transporting rig were you running?

Kia Sorento

I mean, if you bring pizza. Can I get your number so if I need help packing out I can give you a call?

Sure but you have to send me gas money first

 

[Snowwolfe]

No idea what I just read.


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Same for me. I want my click back

 

[Nickofthewoods]

Kia Sorento

Sure but you have to send me gas money first

And did you strap the pizzas to some Thule square load bars or other exterior rack or did you go with interior storage in the Kia? The reason I ask is because gas station pizza often emits an offensive odor so some folks don't opt for the latter. But you know what they say, any pizza is good pizza, regardless of the smell.

 

[fngTony]

And did you strap the pizzas to some Thule square load bars or other exterior rack or did you go with interior storage in the Kia? The reason I ask is because gas station pizza often emits an offensive odor so some folks don't opt for the latter. But you know what they say, any pizza is good pizza, regardless of the smell.

We have two kids, that car wasn’t exactly new. The pizza was inside.

 

[IDVortex]

Kia Sorento

Sure but you have to send me gas money first

Still not a bad deal to give you 20 bucks in fuel for pizza and help packing.

 

[fngTony]

Still not a bad deal to give you 20 bucks in fuel for pizza and help packing.

$20!?!?! You’re two states away from me gonna charge you $1 per mile